My husband made the kids grilled cheese for an after school snack.

My husband thinks it’s hilarious to get the truck to speak texts emojis to me. lol.

We are literally taller and in better shape.

I had an American boyfriend when I was 18. He honestly thought he could win a fist fight against any Canadian simply because he was American lol. We aren’t Oompa Loompas lol.

I was printing something and found this in the tray. Hubby must have printed it.

😭 took 13 for lunch with his grandparents and he didn’t say anything till we got home but there were Deez Nuts on the menu. When asked why he didn’t say anything he said because it would be rude in front of nanny and pappa. What a sweet boy.

A highschool bestie is being a right bitch on FB over ivermectin. I blame Trump.

I had a Swedish friend in Banff who ate mushroom sandwiches and don’t knock till you try it.

Good! It’s in our constitution!