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My Emu Is Emo
@myemuisemo.bsky.social
California’s Central Valley. Sometimes I tell stories. She/her.
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Free daily games so you don’t need the NY Times:
-Merriam-Webster: quordle, octordle, blossom (like spelling bee), reunion, etc.
-Tridle: also has number games & a Scrabble-scored Wordle type
-Puzzmo: crosswords, word puzzles, bad chess
-Zebra Puzzles: logic
-Clues By Sam: logic
The party-hearty neighbors got a bass for Xmas.

And an amp.
That goes to 11.

These are the peeps whose fireworks set off car alarms. 10/10 for enthusiasm, but I wish they’d go to bed.
January 4, 2026 at 4:57 AM
Parsley wants to go with us to the Hilmar Cheese Factory. #caturday
January 3, 2026 at 5:11 PM
Parsley and her fluffy uncle pose for one of those 18th century portraits where the couple is surrounded by symbols of their wealth and interests. #catsofbluesky #cats
December 31, 2025 at 3:36 PM
Pacific Pinball Museum in Alameda: Dad’s Xmas present was a day of unlimited play here. First is our fave. 2nd is for the diorama. 3rd is 1940s-50s. 4th is early 60s. It was incredible!
December 28, 2025 at 11:46 PM
The same cats who usually start lobbying for dinner at 2:30 in the afternoon are now peacefully napping, half an hour after din-din is usually served at 4:00.

I'm not waking them up. Let's see how late I can reset them to.
December 27, 2025 at 12:26 AM
The Empress peeks out of her lair. Maybe she’ll find the Epstein Files down in there. #catsofbluesky
December 21, 2025 at 8:03 PM
squareword.org 1419: 7 guesses

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#squareword #squareword1419
Squareword
A two-dimensional word game
squareword.org
December 20, 2025 at 3:15 PM
The Official Spokescat just interrupted my deadline-urgent project to projectile vomit on the laptop cord, the rattan trunk, and my blanket & bedspread.

His aim was incredible.
December 20, 2025 at 12:51 AM
The sun unexpectedly came out today after three weeks of high fog, so we took a drive in the country, to the far distant fruit stand with the chicken tikka masala pot pies.

Guess what I’m having for dinner tonight!
December 17, 2025 at 11:48 PM
My brain has declared it to be Friday afternoon at the end of an onerous week… which is a problem because it’s only Tuesday.
December 16, 2025 at 10:55 PM
Overheard at an estate sale: “Did you know people use Barbie collectibles for money laundering?”
December 13, 2025 at 8:03 PM
Every day, Dad assures me that the fence-building guys will not block the driveway today.

Every day, the fence-building guys block the driveway.

Today, I got my (repaired) car off the driveway less than a minute head of the arrival of a cement truck.
December 11, 2025 at 6:56 PM
squareword.org 1410: 7 guesses

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#squareword #squareword1410
Squareword
A two-dimensional word game
squareword.org
December 11, 2025 at 2:25 PM
Meanwhile, the disruption to my schedule meant I forgot to feed the cats… and they were so confused, they forgot to beg.

45 minutes after the usual din-din time, they cats were just hanging out, unperturbed.
December 11, 2025 at 12:45 AM
It’s so frustrating, trying to explain that taking the bus is not this Huge Hardship. Yes, I prefer that my car runs.

But taking the bus to and from downtown involves a couple blocks of walking at each end and a relaxing 30-minute ride that’s pretty direct.
December 11, 2025 at 12:43 AM
Making little tch-tch noises toward the bus in the distance as if it’s a cat.
December 10, 2025 at 11:36 PM
My car completely went dead in the middle of a left turn downtown. I wrestled it to the curb with its remaining momentum, ending up perfectly parked.

It has been towed to its mechanic, with a surprisingly quick tow truck arrival.

More drama than I expected today!
December 9, 2025 at 8:23 PM
Parsley has initiated cuddling with her Unka Spokescat! They were lounging, and she rolled over to lean against him. She’s a standoffish cat, so this is huge. #catsofbluesky
December 8, 2025 at 5:38 PM
Today, the fence guys are starting to lay concrete block.

Last week, the neighborhood cats were all coming to the patio door to alert us that "momeraths are stealing the old fence!" and "momeraths are pouring concrete!"
December 8, 2025 at 3:59 PM
The kitchen shelf in the MCM McMansion was scuffed, so I repainted it, then used my Dollar Tree peel-and-stick to give it a butcher block top and tin panel sides. #dollhouse #dollhouseminiatures #MCMMcMansion
December 7, 2025 at 5:12 PM
squareword.org 1406: 7 guesses

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#squareword #squareword1406
Squareword
A two-dimensional word game
squareword.org
December 7, 2025 at 1:56 PM
Parsley and her Unka Spokescat enjoy a lazy #caturday morning.
December 6, 2025 at 5:32 PM
Today’s @puzzmo.com cross|word should start a trend for using Biscoff cookies in banana pudding!
December 6, 2025 at 3:16 PM
Delta’s gate people in Sacramento actually told us why our plane was delayed and gave accurate updates. (It did depart; I’m now at SLC with time to spare for my connection.)

Candor is not a quality I associate with airlines.
December 3, 2025 at 4:07 AM
squareword.org 1400: 7 guesses

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#squareword #squareword1400
Squareword
A two-dimensional word game
squareword.org
December 1, 2025 at 2:36 PM