myeck waters
myeckwaters.bsky.social
myeck waters
@myeckwaters.bsky.social
I still have both kidneys.
I just opened a PDF of a repair manual for a sewing machine. The Acrobat reader popped up a window offering to save me time on this long document by generating a summary. Yes, boiling down detailed step-by-step instructions on servicing this machine into a short summary sounds super useful, thanks!
January 2, 2026 at 9:09 PM
Reposted by myeck waters
The Second-Order Streisand Effect is a social phenomenon where if a party makes an effort to censor information, discussion and news about the censorship paradoxically leads to an increased awareness of Barbara Streisand, a musician whom most "Zoomers" would probably have otherwise never heard of
December 29, 2025 at 7:27 PM
Reposted by myeck waters
Usually I can’t wait for a sequel but…
December 26, 2025 at 10:50 PM
Reposted by myeck waters
Okay what the actual fuck this actually looks hilarious

youtu.be/ZfNLApPCa8E
The Sheep Detectives - Official Trailer (2026) Hugh Jackman, Emma Thompson, Patrick Stewart
YouTube video by IGN Movie Trailers
youtu.be
December 18, 2025 at 6:12 PM
Movies can be so educational. For example, I recently learned that if you get turned into a vampire, you will start acting, talking, singing and dancing like a second-generation Irish-American.
December 16, 2025 at 5:40 PM
Everything you need to know in one handy infographic:
November 28, 2025 at 3:36 PM
Reposted by myeck waters
If GOP members of Congress had made a video last year under the Biden administration, saying to the military that they didn’t have to obey illegal orders, everyone would have said “Huh?”

Because there was nothing close to that even happening.

It would have produced a collective shrug.
November 26, 2025 at 5:55 PM
Reposted by myeck waters
You know, I'm not sure I ever really read the Pond Rules at our local nature preserve all that closely before
November 25, 2025 at 1:24 AM
Reposted by myeck waters
For the last time, people, "Epstein" is the name of the criminal. The president is "Epstein's monster."
November 22, 2025 at 10:49 AM
“These captions sometimes sound like rejected Taylor Swift lyrics to be honest.”
- Brianne Worth
November 4, 2025 at 9:57 PM
I really could have used more sleep this morning but I kept having dreams in which David Carradine would get in my face and be relentlessly annoying and after a point it just wasn't worth the bother.
November 1, 2025 at 3:32 PM
“Who schedules a rapture on a Tuesday anyway?”
-Jeremy Rivette
September 24, 2025 at 7:08 PM
Today's earworm: Pinball Wizard sung to the tune of Jethro Tull's Cross-Eyed Mary.
September 22, 2025 at 3:22 PM
Had a dream that a teacher announced that their students wanted to stage a production of "The Mud. The Sand" and there was immediate outrage.
Now I'm wondering if I'm supposed to know what that means or it's just a dumb dream and I can't get back to sleep.
July 15, 2025 at 11:38 AM
Reposted by myeck waters
🌮🌮🌮🌮 UPDATE 🌮🌮🌮🌮

So Tacoman released new tarrifs this week. It will have a devastating impact. Brace yerselves!
July 11, 2025 at 1:09 PM
Had yet another "eyes open" dream: hearing a small critter in the ceiling, I started to leave the room, but froze. Out of the corner of my eye I saw the shadows of a swarm of mice leaping through the house. Couldn't move.
Finally woke up. It was the blades of a ceiling fan reflecting in a mirror.
June 24, 2025 at 8:11 AM
This is why it's important to check the prices when shopping for transformer ring cattle.
June 12, 2025 at 4:19 PM
Reposted by myeck waters
June 3, 2025 at 1:25 PM
May 10, 2025 at 5:59 PM
Reposted by myeck waters
April 30, 2025 at 2:11 PM
Reposted by myeck waters
March 17, 2025 at 8:14 PM
March 13, 2025 at 2:26 PM
AI being very, very intelligent.
February 5, 2025 at 9:17 PM
February 1, 2025 at 4:50 PM
Hot take: The most relatable character in "The Cabin in the Woods" (2011) is Patience.
December 20, 2024 at 9:56 PM