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@myalthandle.bsky.social
Yeah, it's me. You can tell by my tattoos. But I'm gonna barely hide my face and you're gonna pretend you haven't already seen my big dick when we run into each other out at a bar or whatever. That's the social contract
NYC
NYC
I'm gonna prove you so hard you'll be walking weird for a week
November 20, 2025 at 11:27 PM
I'm gonna prove you so hard you'll be walking weird for a week
If you keep doubting me I'm gonna have to throw you down on the bed and prove it to you twice
November 20, 2025 at 10:20 PM
If you keep doubting me I'm gonna have to throw you down on the bed and prove it to you twice
You only ever had to ask
November 20, 2025 at 10:15 PM
You only ever had to ask
Ring ting tingling
November 20, 2025 at 10:01 PM
Ring ting tingling
I'm not gonna post that because it shows all our faces and I'm not trying to put anyone on blast, but it's adorable
November 20, 2025 at 9:59 PM
I'm not gonna post that because it shows all our faces and I'm not trying to put anyone on blast, but it's adorable
At the end of this full video, the guy holding the camera finds an angle where he can get us and himself in a mirror at the same time. And he takes a bit to flex and admire his own body and then he fully cuts us out of the frame so it's just him loving his own reflection and I think it's so cute
November 20, 2025 at 9:57 PM
At the end of this full video, the guy holding the camera finds an angle where he can get us and himself in a mirror at the same time. And he takes a bit to flex and admire his own body and then he fully cuts us out of the frame so it's just him loving his own reflection and I think it's so cute
I'll be strong for both of us
November 19, 2025 at 1:25 AM
I'll be strong for both of us
Alright, if that's the only way. I can never say no to science
November 18, 2025 at 11:09 PM
Alright, if that's the only way. I can never say no to science
But it was just this one guy! And also that gummi bear I posted before...
November 18, 2025 at 10:48 PM
But it was just this one guy! And also that gummi bear I posted before...
You're right, he might not count because I can't remember his name
November 18, 2025 at 10:44 PM
You're right, he might not count because I can't remember his name
And yours is looking particularly majestic today
November 18, 2025 at 9:29 PM
And yours is looking particularly majestic today
It can only be seen by the pure of heart
November 18, 2025 at 9:26 PM
It can only be seen by the pure of heart
Shhhh, don't spoil this for me
November 18, 2025 at 9:21 PM
Shhhh, don't spoil this for me
Let me live in there? I'll pay you a reasonable rent
November 13, 2025 at 3:43 PM
Let me live in there? I'll pay you a reasonable rent
It's a long story, but basically it was a shoot for a candy-themed softcore porn that a friend was making for a contest, but then after the softcore part was done filming me and this other guy decided to make a more hardcore video for funsies
November 12, 2025 at 2:21 AM
It's a long story, but basically it was a shoot for a candy-themed softcore porn that a friend was making for a contest, but then after the softcore part was done filming me and this other guy decided to make a more hardcore video for funsies
You're definitely gonna be when I get done with you
November 12, 2025 at 1:04 AM
You're definitely gonna be when I get done with you
Dashing and daring, courageous and caring
November 11, 2025 at 9:25 PM
Dashing and daring, courageous and caring
We really manhandled that thing
November 11, 2025 at 9:25 PM
We really manhandled that thing
Swiss Navy is my fave, but anything silicone is fine
November 9, 2025 at 9:50 AM
Swiss Navy is my fave, but anything silicone is fine
Ya filthy animal
November 9, 2025 at 1:01 AM
Ya filthy animal
Allow me to direct your attention to a number of documentaries about this exact subject on a number of different tubes
November 8, 2025 at 11:39 PM
Allow me to direct your attention to a number of documentaries about this exact subject on a number of different tubes