They literally do not see cyclists as humans and want to paint us all with the same brush and dismiss us all so they can mindlessly drive without concern for our safety.

This smug mother fucker really wants to have his cake & eat it with out any of the responsibility for participant, literally employee & client safety.

Basic

Fucking

Shit.

Blaming tire manufacturers for flats caused by organizers the UCI signed off on not actually sweeping the course? Fuck you.

Season after season we are seeing riders forced to early retirement from injury, or being laid amongst the lost, all because suits like Lappartient think that promoting poor course design & banning proper safety equipment are essential to cycling.

"Even one rider who died is too many" says UCI President David Lappartient, blaming Jacopo Venzo 06-23, Gino Mäder 97-23, Muriel Furrer 06-24, André Dreger 99-24, Iván Meléndez Luque 08-25, and Samuele Privitera 05-25 for their own deaths.

Absolutely adored <3

Forgot for a minute about how council favoritism and optics was part of the over-g that scratched Dooku a little to lightly on a bad day and handed him right over to Palpatine, too....

I'm noticing a pipeline...

"What are you?"

[chemosynthesizing gloop in the frosty mud] *burps oxygen*

The planes going over the techbros heads on this one need to go orbital velocity.

Snowball Earth is how you get the boring billion. Nothing that couldn't survive sparse equatorial permafrost survived.

A billion years!

If this overdoes it EVERY FOOD CHAIN ON THE PLANET COULD COLLAPSE causing a mass extincting on the level of what happened to the non avian dinosaurs.

There is genuinely no global enough emergency worth testing something like this!

Memory: Mace Windu's plans drove two of his former padawans to dark side corruption. He was a warhawk that got people killed.

Fuck yeah, transvestites watersports

Less stop talking and more pay attention but don't stick your neck out, stick with your trusted troop and duck or dash when they do

And with that context, dark forest protocol

...techbro donor philanthropy washing their stock gambling on flood damage insurance claims?

That really depends on full context but definitely talk with the nearest OSHA rep o.o

"Because it's new & costs more so it's better" said a fire suppression system salesperson.

Something they never had

Yikes

New objective: survive 😬😬😬

Cozy nap time