Hahaha, just give him bangs 😋 Bangs are always a good idea, right??

I'm sure collards and kale would be appreciated, but really ANY fresh produce is amazing when you're in the food line.

Potatoes? Onions? Something with a long-ish shelf life I'd imagine. Leaf lettuce would be good because you could donate so much of it, depending on how fast it wilts. Beans, to dry?

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Ooh maybe a blueberry simple syrup for mixed drinks or blueberry lemonade?

Fruit leather! Dried blueberries? (Do you have a dehydrator?) Blueberry lemon jam? Or pie filling.

Oh wow, see that sounds like something different to me. I was at least like 23/25 when I started hurting all the time, mostly because of old injuries or migraines.

Only up to a certain point. I think the more we age the more likely we are to have problems, and you don't make it to "old" without some bumps and bruises. Old injuries add up, too.