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🏳️🌈 They/he. Just a ripple in the digital stream. De-rez the oligarchy. Furry. 🔞Saucy stuff may get shared here - consider yourself warned. Political followers will be blocked.
He should dance more... and vigorously. Double-jerkoff dancin' 'til he drops.
December 3, 2025 at 5:30 AM
He should dance more... and vigorously. Double-jerkoff dancin' 'til he drops.
Internet addiction on top of his many other neuroses.
December 2, 2025 at 10:24 PM
Internet addiction on top of his many other neuroses.
I just realized Trump is already at the, "You gosh-darned kids get off mah lawn!" old man stage. Except he sees the entire US as his lawn and by "gosh-darned kids" he means people of color (besides white and orange).
December 2, 2025 at 10:07 PM
I just realized Trump is already at the, "You gosh-darned kids get off mah lawn!" old man stage. Except he sees the entire US as his lawn and by "gosh-darned kids" he means people of color (besides white and orange).
Goddamn. He's inching up to the line where he wears his belt up around his tits, pulls quarters out of your ear (and pockets them), and offers you a bowl of stale, fused butterscotch candies.
(Remember kids, don't take candy from kiddie diddlers.)
(Remember kids, don't take candy from kiddie diddlers.)
December 2, 2025 at 10:05 PM
Goddamn. He's inching up to the line where he wears his belt up around his tits, pulls quarters out of your ear (and pockets them), and offers you a bowl of stale, fused butterscotch candies.
(Remember kids, don't take candy from kiddie diddlers.)
(Remember kids, don't take candy from kiddie diddlers.)
He needs a nap.
Possibly of the dirt variety.
Possibly of the dirt variety.
December 2, 2025 at 6:29 PM
He needs a nap.
Possibly of the dirt variety.
Possibly of the dirt variety.
These are also really enjoyable ways to practice reading the signs or picking out snippets of conversation.
December 1, 2025 at 10:26 PM
These are also really enjoyable ways to practice reading the signs or picking out snippets of conversation.
Two guys clinging to a smoldering wreck in the ocean are somehow a threat to folks up in aircraft.
a woman in a red shirt is making a funny face and saying `` sure , jan '' .
ALT: a woman in a red shirt is making a funny face and saying `` sure , jan '' .
media.tenor.com
December 1, 2025 at 10:17 PM
Two guys clinging to a smoldering wreck in the ocean are somehow a threat to folks up in aircraft.
So his deer in the headlights look isn't just Resting Clueless Face. He actually is standing there, feeling like a schoolboy who didn't do his homework being afraid he'll be called on to answer a question.
December 1, 2025 at 5:08 PM
So his deer in the headlights look isn't just Resting Clueless Face. He actually is standing there, feeling like a schoolboy who didn't do his homework being afraid he'll be called on to answer a question.
Me when I dig on a Rammstein song then look up the translation.
December 1, 2025 at 5:05 PM
Me when I dig on a Rammstein song then look up the translation.
Got some Manowar playing in my head now.
December 1, 2025 at 5:24 AM
Got some Manowar playing in my head now.
Don't forget pharmaceuticals. But they can't really talk about what they do, so they show folks running marathons and having block parties while they play some shitty cover of an oldie remembered by the people old enough to need said meds.
December 1, 2025 at 5:18 AM
Don't forget pharmaceuticals. But they can't really talk about what they do, so they show folks running marathons and having block parties while they play some shitty cover of an oldie remembered by the people old enough to need said meds.
Dear Donnie Smallhands,
The fact that you're calling it a "cognitive test" means you didn't ace it. Or, you know... just lying. More than likely a bit of both.
The fact that you're calling it a "cognitive test" means you didn't ace it. Or, you know... just lying. More than likely a bit of both.
December 1, 2025 at 5:12 AM
Dear Donnie Smallhands,
The fact that you're calling it a "cognitive test" means you didn't ace it. Or, you know... just lying. More than likely a bit of both.
The fact that you're calling it a "cognitive test" means you didn't ace it. Or, you know... just lying. More than likely a bit of both.
I was gonna say it all jumped the shark when people started believing their god wanted a pastor to have a jet but... let's be real. There's a long history of, "God says go kill those people the next country over cuz, you know, they suck."
November 30, 2025 at 9:57 PM
I was gonna say it all jumped the shark when people started believing their god wanted a pastor to have a jet but... let's be real. There's a long history of, "God says go kill those people the next country over cuz, you know, they suck."
"Back in my day"... a person could just play with designs just to explore possibilities without having to condemn the original works. Must be the whole waffle thing.
"Hey look... I tried out triangle waffles!"
"Why do you hate round waffles?"
"Hey look... I tried out triangle waffles!"
"Why do you hate round waffles?"
November 30, 2025 at 7:50 PM
"Back in my day"... a person could just play with designs just to explore possibilities without having to condemn the original works. Must be the whole waffle thing.
"Hey look... I tried out triangle waffles!"
"Why do you hate round waffles?"
"Hey look... I tried out triangle waffles!"
"Why do you hate round waffles?"
Joe looks better fighting cancer than Trump on a "good" day.
November 30, 2025 at 7:13 PM
Joe looks better fighting cancer than Trump on a "good" day.
You know, when my grandmother began to succumb to dementia she would get sun hats and clip photos from magazines, laminate them, and put them on her hats. It didn't seem to be any specific reminder, just... her thing. His hats remind me of this, only with the malignant narcissism thrown in.
November 30, 2025 at 7:12 PM
You know, when my grandmother began to succumb to dementia she would get sun hats and clip photos from magazines, laminate them, and put them on her hats. It didn't seem to be any specific reminder, just... her thing. His hats remind me of this, only with the malignant narcissism thrown in.
Doesn't matter how strong the floor is when you don't have a roof over your head to go with it.
November 30, 2025 at 7:09 PM
Doesn't matter how strong the floor is when you don't have a roof over your head to go with it.
not agree with their religion and feel confident they won't be struck down for it.
November 30, 2025 at 7:02 PM
not agree with their religion and feel confident they won't be struck down for it.
And when you make a person like that feel doubt about their faith, they get mean, vindictive, and often even violent. Sometimes, Christian violence seems to stem from the faithful trying to stamp out those who don't share that view because the faithful are threatened by the idea that someone can
November 30, 2025 at 7:02 PM
And when you make a person like that feel doubt about their faith, they get mean, vindictive, and often even violent. Sometimes, Christian violence seems to stem from the faithful trying to stamp out those who don't share that view because the faithful are threatened by the idea that someone can
So this girl at OU may have figured if she wrote with enough religious conviction then god would have her back. But then that didn't happen and now she's not only upset because she got a bad grade but it's also solid proof that her faith didn't see her through with flying colors - inspiring doubt.
November 30, 2025 at 7:02 PM
So this girl at OU may have figured if she wrote with enough religious conviction then god would have her back. But then that didn't happen and now she's not only upset because she got a bad grade but it's also solid proof that her faith didn't see her through with flying colors - inspiring doubt.
to god. If she passed a test, it was god's will. If she failed, it was because god was testing her. It wasn't because she studied well or didn't study. It was as if she had no agency in her own life (good indoctrination there on the church's part).
November 30, 2025 at 7:02 PM
to god. If she passed a test, it was god's will. If she failed, it was because god was testing her. It wasn't because she studied well or didn't study. It was as if she had no agency in her own life (good indoctrination there on the church's part).