I don't understand what Johnson is talking about. His entire job is: Receive orders from Trump, do whatever he says. That's all he does. It shouldn't take up much time at all. If even that is too taxing for him, he could always just resign. It's not as if his constituents would notice his absence.

Well, golly, though, I don't want to make giant corporations sad though. Maybe I can hoard my old device that still works and I like and just send their CEO a check for the cost of a new one. Do you think that would be OK for them.

I'm thankful for the work you do.

Huh. Who knew? 'Cause it was my impression that Johnson did close to nothing, and if he couldn't accomplish what he did to by just getting a text from Trump telling him what to do and then doing it, I've got no sympathy for him.

A, the Trump dance craze!! Everybody do the "Jacking off invisible basketball players!"

Maher and Weiss are a perfect pairing of deeply mediocre white folks people rising to the top. As long as this trend persists, we will be a shithole country.

#TPForMyBungholeUblican

Well, be fair though, he'd have to stop being a Russian asset first.