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Michael Wyres
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6:37…I was standing here at 6:30…nothing…diabolically bad bus service…
November 26, 2025 at 7:51 AM
Had a feeling something like this might happen, but way to leave it till almost the last minute… 🙄
November 26, 2025 at 7:33 AM
Lucky they put those last two lines in… 😆
November 25, 2025 at 7:10 AM
Mind your own business, you orange buffoon...
November 25, 2025 at 4:44 AM
That's.......a highly specific reading:
November 24, 2025 at 6:13 AM
Cleary not brain cancer...
November 24, 2025 at 2:01 AM
The delivery that arrived on Thursday but didn't arrive..............has arrived...
November 24, 2025 at 12:07 AM
The Viva - (ex-Shell) - refinery in Geelong appears to have not yet chosen a new pope...smoke is black...
November 22, 2025 at 12:33 AM
What fresh hell is this as a delivered status?

"Delivered *" - note the asterisk - what does the asterisk indicate?

"this does not confirm receipt of the item until a physical scan event has occurred"

So delivered...maybe, maybe not...but delivered, while not delivered...

JFC
November 20, 2025 at 10:43 PM
Is Temu just trying to be rude?
November 20, 2025 at 2:39 AM
Get out your popcorn folks...
November 20, 2025 at 2:06 AM
Guarantees? Seriously - there's another 12 months yet for them to make another change within... #springst
November 18, 2025 at 5:27 AM
Missed a word in your headline there, The Age:
November 17, 2025 at 10:09 PM
Shouldn't this be "emigrate", not "immigrate"? 🤔
November 17, 2025 at 10:08 AM
There’s those stable and sensible Liberals being stable and sensible again… 🙄 #springst
November 17, 2025 at 6:06 AM
"...leaving them less brain dead than they would otherwise have been..."
November 16, 2025 at 7:44 AM
November 15, 2025 at 3:25 AM
Passive aggressive menu is passive aggressive…
November 14, 2025 at 1:16 AM
November 12, 2025 at 8:37 PM
Soooooo...two people, plus minus 2 others? So, zero then?
#GoHomeLinkedInYoureDrunk
November 12, 2025 at 7:53 AM
We’ve had a vote on the train, and we’ve decided to crash on through. Why the conductor couldn’t communicate this is another #vline mystery…
November 12, 2025 at 6:45 AM
Context:
- on Craigieburn train
- between Melb Central and Parliament
- umm what?
November 11, 2025 at 8:44 PM
"...compensate me, or I'll seek compensation..."

Extortionist. Yes, the BBC fucked up here, but it's all about money with Mango Mussolini...he doesn't really care...
November 10, 2025 at 7:25 PM
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November 7, 2025 at 5:39 AM
#libspill - is it on? #auspol
November 6, 2025 at 11:45 PM