MWwaff
@mwwaff.bsky.social
Late 30’s | Cheese State | Too many dogs | Too many projects | Too many work | Pan | A universe of atoms, an atom in the universe
South Beach Diets? Because I like my carbs too much for that.
November 16, 2025 at 2:39 PM
South Beach Diets? Because I like my carbs too much for that.
That would be the one. Never heard of that happening before, makes total sense, but just damn.
November 16, 2025 at 2:07 PM
That would be the one. Never heard of that happening before, makes total sense, but just damn.
So Russia 100% has photos of him pissing on a sex worker.
November 16, 2025 at 12:59 AM
So Russia 100% has photos of him pissing on a sex worker.
He’s already at 2+ cups a day at 8 weeks. The boy is gonna grow like a weed.
November 15, 2025 at 11:04 PM
He’s already at 2+ cups a day at 8 weeks. The boy is gonna grow like a weed.
Hahaha literally what I was thinking as I typed it.
November 15, 2025 at 10:54 PM
Hahaha literally what I was thinking as I typed it.
He and Maynard are extra “we’re not being replaced, right?” cuddly right now despite my giving them extra attention.
November 15, 2025 at 9:40 PM
He and Maynard are extra “we’re not being replaced, right?” cuddly right now despite my giving them extra attention.
You’re not my real dad!
November 15, 2025 at 11:19 AM
You’re not my real dad!
Until we get to thirteen, and we just happen to be behind a Wendy’s dumpster
November 15, 2025 at 5:55 AM
Until we get to thirteen, and we just happen to be behind a Wendy’s dumpster
I was just assuming the one bites the next, speed things up and no one has to work too hard.
November 15, 2025 at 5:45 AM
I was just assuming the one bites the next, speed things up and no one has to work too hard.