Also doesn’t understand what a ‘Freudian Slip’ is.

Do the right thing. Publish what you know. Let him sue you. Force a deposition. Shine light the darkness and be done with this shit for once and for all.

A schnauz
won't be roused
by TVs
"sport's a snore
I'll just snooze
if you please"
but you can guarantee
a jump to your knee
when you bring out
a cracker with cheese

#schnauzergang

Fact. A live feed of a wanking monkey would be getting more traffic. Which is pretty much what you get with Cole except no monkey could have bantz as shite as our Harry.

Matthew 7:15: "Beware of false prophets, who come to you in sheep's clothing, but inwardly are ravenous wolves"

Well done Lewis. #RobbieGibb will be proud of you: he spotted your potential!

The Mushroom

Sir we get worse than you every day on Easyjet. Drinks or not?