Dooley
@mwdooley.bsky.social
Middle school librarian by day. Author of twisty crime books evenings and weekends.
South Bay, CA
Links: https://linktr.ee/mwdooley
South Bay, CA
Links: https://linktr.ee/mwdooley
November 24, 2025 at 2:11 PM
"The fifth book in the increasingly inaccurately named hitchhiker's trilogy"
November 18, 2025 at 2:31 PM
"The fifth book in the increasingly inaccurately named hitchhiker's trilogy"
Three Goons and a Baby
November 13, 2025 at 2:49 PM
Three Goons and a Baby
Sold my soul for a pedo...
November 13, 2025 at 3:07 AM
Sold my soul for a pedo...
If you see this, post an album cover with a motor vehicle on it.
November 8, 2025 at 4:00 PM
If you see this, post an album cover with a motor vehicle on it.
"You've captured the epic grandeur of the American West."
-Pete Hutter in the late great The Adventures of Briscoe County Jr.
-Pete Hutter in the late great The Adventures of Briscoe County Jr.
November 6, 2025 at 2:18 PM
"You've captured the epic grandeur of the American West."
-Pete Hutter in the late great The Adventures of Briscoe County Jr.
-Pete Hutter in the late great The Adventures of Briscoe County Jr.
Managed a few good jump scares Friday. Turned off the lights in the library. Stood about 5 feet inside the door. Waited for students to walk by.
November 4, 2025 at 7:11 PM
Managed a few good jump scares Friday. Turned off the lights in the library. Stood about 5 feet inside the door. Waited for students to walk by.
The head of security at the Louvre
November 4, 2025 at 4:56 PM
The head of security at the Louvre
Turned off the lights in the library. Stood about six foot in from the open door during passing period. Got a couple of good jump scares in.
November 1, 2025 at 12:12 AM
Turned off the lights in the library. Stood about six foot in from the open door during passing period. Got a couple of good jump scares in.
Don't want to brag, but got a couple of jump scares standing in the dark library about 6 feet inside the door during break.
#Halloween #SchoolLibraries #SchoolLibrarians #Library
#Halloween #SchoolLibraries #SchoolLibrarians #Library
October 31, 2025 at 6:26 PM
Don't want to brag, but got a couple of jump scares standing in the dark library about 6 feet inside the door during break.
#Halloween #SchoolLibraries #SchoolLibrarians #Library
#Halloween #SchoolLibraries #SchoolLibrarians #Library
For those of a certain age.
October 31, 2025 at 3:09 PM
For those of a certain age.
Uncle Sam has a *lot* of questions to answer.
October 28, 2025 at 9:06 PM
Uncle Sam has a *lot* of questions to answer.
Uncle Sam better watch his back!
October 28, 2025 at 7:24 PM
Uncle Sam better watch his back!
John Kruk (Phillies), smoking, confronted by a woman during spring training.
"You should be ashamed of yourself. You're an athlete."
“I ain’t an athlete, lady. I’m a baseball player.”
"You should be ashamed of yourself. You're an athlete."
“I ain’t an athlete, lady. I’m a baseball player.”
October 28, 2025 at 1:46 AM
John Kruk (Phillies), smoking, confronted by a woman during spring training.
"You should be ashamed of yourself. You're an athlete."
“I ain’t an athlete, lady. I’m a baseball player.”
"You should be ashamed of yourself. You're an athlete."
“I ain’t an athlete, lady. I’m a baseball player.”
Yeah, Ray was a smart dude. You know, except for crossing Paul Crewe and the Mean machine.
October 27, 2025 at 10:18 PM
Yeah, Ray was a smart dude. You know, except for crossing Paul Crewe and the Mean machine.
The Train (1964)
Lancaster at his NAZI busting best doing it for modern art.
Lancaster at his NAZI busting best doing it for modern art.
October 27, 2025 at 1:05 AM
The Train (1964)
Lancaster at his NAZI busting best doing it for modern art.
Lancaster at his NAZI busting best doing it for modern art.
Sunset. Sonoma California coast. November.
October 25, 2025 at 5:52 PM
Sunset. Sonoma California coast. November.
Bedknobs and Breakfasts
I'm counting it. That's breakfast in bed.
I'm counting it. That's breakfast in bed.
October 24, 2025 at 3:00 PM
Bedknobs and Breakfasts
I'm counting it. That's breakfast in bed.
I'm counting it. That's breakfast in bed.
See a tuxedo - post a tuxedo
We've called you here to discuss your treating performance.
We've called you here to discuss your treating performance.
October 24, 2025 at 12:57 AM
See a tuxedo - post a tuxedo
We've called you here to discuss your treating performance.
We've called you here to discuss your treating performance.
For those of a certain age
October 21, 2025 at 3:09 PM
For those of a certain age
The patches are fantastic and the inspiration for my costume this year. I'm thinking the theme song will be "Born to Read Wilde."
Wrote a book about a portrait
Whose subject never aged
The painting decomposed
Somewhere off the stage
Like a true nature's child
We were born, born to read Wilde
Wrote a book about a portrait
Whose subject never aged
The painting decomposed
Somewhere off the stage
Like a true nature's child
We were born, born to read Wilde
October 20, 2025 at 1:30 AM
The patches are fantastic and the inspiration for my costume this year. I'm thinking the theme song will be "Born to Read Wilde."
Wrote a book about a portrait
Whose subject never aged
The painting decomposed
Somewhere off the stage
Like a true nature's child
We were born, born to read Wilde
Wrote a book about a portrait
Whose subject never aged
The painting decomposed
Somewhere off the stage
Like a true nature's child
We were born, born to read Wilde
Johnson declared himself a royalist today....
October 15, 2025 at 6:01 PM
Johnson declared himself a royalist today....
My vote is we start calling those who oppose "No kings" the silk stocking, gold lame, royalists.
October 15, 2025 at 5:59 PM
My vote is we start calling those who oppose "No kings" the silk stocking, gold lame, royalists.