Michael Waynick
@mwaynick.bsky.social
Towards thee I roll, thou all-destroying but unconquering whale; to the last I grapple with thee; from hell’s heart I stab at thee; for hate’s sake I spit my last breath at thee.
You can redact, but you can't hide.
December 20, 2025 at 11:45 AM
You can redact, but you can't hide.
When I was a kid, my favorite day of the year was December 25.
Now it's December 26.
What a difference a day makes.
Now it's December 26.
What a difference a day makes.
December 20, 2025 at 1:00 AM
When I was a kid, my favorite day of the year was December 25.
Now it's December 26.
What a difference a day makes.
Now it's December 26.
What a difference a day makes.
Have to admit, his instincts are absolutely uncanny. Without a split second of thought, he does the exact opposite of what a responsible, intelligent, compassionate adult would do. Every single time. He's like a brain-dead genius.
December 17, 2025 at 1:56 AM
Have to admit, his instincts are absolutely uncanny. Without a split second of thought, he does the exact opposite of what a responsible, intelligent, compassionate adult would do. Every single time. He's like a brain-dead genius.
You told the press you're worried about getting into Heaven.
Rest assured your reward will be everything you deserve.
So close your eyes, be at peace, and let go.
Just. Let. Go.
Rest assured your reward will be everything you deserve.
So close your eyes, be at peace, and let go.
Just. Let. Go.
December 16, 2025 at 11:39 AM
You told the press you're worried about getting into Heaven.
Rest assured your reward will be everything you deserve.
So close your eyes, be at peace, and let go.
Just. Let. Go.
Rest assured your reward will be everything you deserve.
So close your eyes, be at peace, and let go.
Just. Let. Go.
The cruelty is always the point. The hypocrisy is just a nice perk. MAGA!
December 15, 2025 at 1:32 PM
The cruelty is always the point. The hypocrisy is just a nice perk. MAGA!
I very proudly and not at all humbly announce that I have been awarded the Nobel Prize for Literature for my concept of a plan of an outline of an idea for a poem I am thinking about planning to consider writing. (Please hold your applause while I'm busy patting myself on the back.)
December 7, 2025 at 5:29 PM
I very proudly and not at all humbly announce that I have been awarded the Nobel Prize for Literature for my concept of a plan of an outline of an idea for a poem I am thinking about planning to consider writing. (Please hold your applause while I'm busy patting myself on the back.)
If his handlers want him to keep his eyes open through an entire meeting, they're going to have to up the dosage on the re-animation reagent they're giving him.
December 5, 2025 at 2:54 AM
If his handlers want him to keep his eyes open through an entire meeting, they're going to have to up the dosage on the re-animation reagent they're giving him.
The next time a reporter asks him a question he doesn't like, and he starts barking, "Who do you work for?", I want the reporter to calmly but firmly say, "I work for the American people. Who do YOU work for?"
December 2, 2025 at 2:47 AM
The next time a reporter asks him a question he doesn't like, and he starts barking, "Who do you work for?", I want the reporter to calmly but firmly say, "I work for the American people. Who do YOU work for?"
We could have had a compassionate and intelligent president committed to fixing what's broken.
Instead we have a cruel and idiotic president committed to breaking everything we've fixed.
Instead we have a cruel and idiotic president committed to breaking everything we've fixed.
December 1, 2025 at 12:10 AM
We could have had a compassionate and intelligent president committed to fixing what's broken.
Instead we have a cruel and idiotic president committed to breaking everything we've fixed.
Instead we have a cruel and idiotic president committed to breaking everything we've fixed.
I have to confess, I'm worried about the president's health.
As far as I'm concerned, he's too damned healthy.
As far as I'm concerned, he's too damned healthy.
November 30, 2025 at 11:30 PM
I have to confess, I'm worried about the president's health.
As far as I'm concerned, he's too damned healthy.
As far as I'm concerned, he's too damned healthy.
"And I hope that you die
And your death’ll come soon
I'll follow your casket
By the pale afternoon
And I’ll watch while you’re lowered
Down to your deathbed
And I’ll stand over your grave
’Til I’m sure that you’re dead."
--Bob Dylan: "Masters of War"
And your death’ll come soon
I'll follow your casket
By the pale afternoon
And I’ll watch while you’re lowered
Down to your deathbed
And I’ll stand over your grave
’Til I’m sure that you’re dead."
--Bob Dylan: "Masters of War"
November 30, 2025 at 1:59 AM
"And I hope that you die
And your death’ll come soon
I'll follow your casket
By the pale afternoon
And I’ll watch while you’re lowered
Down to your deathbed
And I’ll stand over your grave
’Til I’m sure that you’re dead."
--Bob Dylan: "Masters of War"
And your death’ll come soon
I'll follow your casket
By the pale afternoon
And I’ll watch while you’re lowered
Down to your deathbed
And I’ll stand over your grave
’Til I’m sure that you’re dead."
--Bob Dylan: "Masters of War"
Reposted by Michael Waynick
November 18, 2025 at 10:37 PM
Reposted by Michael Waynick
Too many initialisms. If Marjorie Taylor Greene ever decides to hold a meeting about Magic: The Gathering, the calendar would say MTG MTG MTG. And that's terrible.
November 18, 2025 at 2:05 PM
Too many initialisms. If Marjorie Taylor Greene ever decides to hold a meeting about Magic: The Gathering, the calendar would say MTG MTG MTG. And that's terrible.
To me AI means Automatic Idiot. Thus:
"Would you like our Automatic Idiot to summarize this webpage for you?"
"No, thank you. I prefer to make my own stupid mistakes."
"Would you like our Automatic Idiot to summarize this webpage for you?"
"No, thank you. I prefer to make my own stupid mistakes."
November 14, 2025 at 12:28 AM
To me AI means Automatic Idiot. Thus:
"Would you like our Automatic Idiot to summarize this webpage for you?"
"No, thank you. I prefer to make my own stupid mistakes."
"Would you like our Automatic Idiot to summarize this webpage for you?"
"No, thank you. I prefer to make my own stupid mistakes."
Live from the Oval Office...
November 5, 2025 at 11:46 AM
Live from the Oval Office...
He loves himself and nobody else. People only love him for what he has (money, fame, power), not for who he is. I don't believe he's ever had a normal relationship with another human being.
October 26, 2025 at 11:24 AM
He loves himself and nobody else. People only love him for what he has (money, fame, power), not for who he is. I don't believe he's ever had a normal relationship with another human being.
Even though I've been a vegetarian for decades, I would *love* to have the President for Thanksgiving dinner.
October 26, 2025 at 1:21 AM
Even though I've been a vegetarian for decades, I would *love* to have the President for Thanksgiving dinner.
It's a great day to be a good day. Remember those? Yeah, me neither.
October 25, 2025 at 6:12 PM
It's a great day to be a good day. Remember those? Yeah, me neither.
I won't be surprised if he shoots a video of himself standing in front of the ruins of the White House and saying, "See what you made me do?"
October 24, 2025 at 1:02 AM
I won't be surprised if he shoots a video of himself standing in front of the ruins of the White House and saying, "See what you made me do?"
"Der Führer signed my copy of Mein Kampf!!!"
October 23, 2025 at 2:47 PM
"Der Führer signed my copy of Mein Kampf!!!"
"Tear up the planks! --here, here! --it is the beating of his hideous heart!" --The Tell-Tale Heart, Edgar Allan Poe
October 21, 2025 at 10:59 AM
"Tear up the planks! --here, here! --it is the beating of his hideous heart!" --The Tell-Tale Heart, Edgar Allan Poe
My least favorite response to anything is when someone says, "I don't know why you're surprised."
You know what? You don't have to know why. I'm surprised. I said so. End of discussion.
You know what? You don't have to know why. I'm surprised. I said so. End of discussion.
October 20, 2025 at 11:34 PM
My least favorite response to anything is when someone says, "I don't know why you're surprised."
You know what? You don't have to know why. I'm surprised. I said so. End of discussion.
You know what? You don't have to know why. I'm surprised. I said so. End of discussion.
A male dog has to lift a leg to piss on something.
An orange pig doesn't even have to lift a finger to piss on everything.
An orange pig doesn't even have to lift a finger to piss on everything.
October 20, 2025 at 7:59 PM
A male dog has to lift a leg to piss on something.
An orange pig doesn't even have to lift a finger to piss on everything.
An orange pig doesn't even have to lift a finger to piss on everything.