I'm a puppy, but a big one!
I'm 5 years old and and I'm a good puppy!
#FriendOfBluey
Pronouns: Pup/Them/(any you feel is appropriate to the situation)
IRL age 45, ugh...
Current user pic from artwork by @itchynet.bsky.social
He was convicted of getting in the way of cooking dinner and has been exiled from the kitchen. He is singing the song of his people which apparently involves a lot of whining.
He was convicted of getting in the way of cooking dinner and has been exiled from the kitchen. He is singing the song of his people which apparently involves a lot of whining.
"Look this way, baby, let me get a photo," mommy says. "Hope you like your gift, puppy~"
artwork by @bubblepuppers.bsky.social
"Look this way, baby, let me get a photo," mommy says. "Hope you like your gift, puppy~"
artwork by @bubblepuppers.bsky.social
"Now listen here! I'm not just some regular plushie you can play dress up with like this!"
"Oh? And what will you do? Regress me even smaller? You're stuck in diapers as long as I am!"
"Ok, kiddo. Game on!"
"Now listen here! I'm not just some regular plushie you can play dress up with like this!"
"Oh? And what will you do? Regress me even smaller? You're stuck in diapers as long as I am!"
"Ok, kiddo. Game on!"
What, exactly, did I buy that gave /these/ suggestions? This feels incredibly targeted!
What, exactly, did I buy that gave /these/ suggestions? This feels incredibly targeted!