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manish vij
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Tech entrepreneur, SF Bay
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I need Jai from “Freakier Friday” to take Ganesh surfing and discover he has the innate white-kid power over small waves
November 28, 2025 at 7:06 AM
I need Ganesh and Kevin Gnapoor to collaborate on smutty rap at the talent show
November 28, 2025 at 7:01 AM
I need Ganesh to exorcise Samidha’s rakshasa from “It Lives Inside” with nothing but the power of pranayama
November 28, 2025 at 7:00 AM
I need “Mean Girls” Plastic Avantika to develop an unexpected friendship with Ganesh over their shared S. Indian heritage
November 28, 2025 at 6:57 AM
I need Devi to get into a weird one-upmanship with Ganesh, “the other Indian” at school
November 28, 2025 at 6:54 AM
I need Ganesh and Kumar to bond over Shiva’s sacred herb
November 28, 2025 at 6:52 AM
I need mean girl Simone Ashwini “overflowing his Cauvery” after sex ed
November 28, 2025 at 12:36 AM
I need a comedy with d-bag Québécois kid Avan “Stéphane” Jogia bullying Indian immigrant Ryan “Ganesh” Reynolds for being too Indian
November 28, 2025 at 12:11 AM
November 27, 2025 at 11:09 PM
Finally added a setting to my x-poster
November 27, 2025 at 10:46 PM
Jean Claude van Damme stars in… “Universal FOB”
November 27, 2025 at 10:39 PM
In the movie, he nearly kills his Canadian aunt by making her dal-chawal and overdosing the spices. I mean it’s a beat-for-beat desi-immigrant comedy, played totally straight.
November 27, 2025 at 10:37 PM
The book was originally titled “Ganesh” and reads like earnest YA by a lib English prof about the experiences of a hippie’s kid in a Tamilian ashram experiencing culture shock when his dad passes and he’s shipped off to America.
November 27, 2025 at 10:30 PM
“Ordinary Magic’s” incredible, Ryan Reynolds does a bad Indian accent and stilted bud-bud syntax the whole movie. The bread and butter of so many ABCD actors. He took our jerbs :)
November 27, 2025 at 10:30 PM
November 27, 2025 at 10:18 PM
Niners on-field panorama
November 27, 2025 at 5:43 PM
November 27, 2025 at 7:20 AM
November 27, 2025 at 7:20 AM
Lina Khan picketing Sbux NYC
November 27, 2025 at 7:14 AM
Fajita guy’s a piker, T•••• selling pardons for a million a pop
November 27, 2025 at 6:29 AM
Potato state for our strongest potato soldiers
November 27, 2025 at 6:28 AM
November 27, 2025 at 6:22 AM
November 27, 2025 at 6:20 AM
Lots of competition, yes
November 27, 2025 at 2:06 AM
November 27, 2025 at 2:06 AM