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chicken jockey
chicken jockey lego set
May 19, 2025 at 1:07 PM
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realheads remember
tweet by @VlkrDhr showing a driveway in wuppertal oberbarmen. picture is captioned with "Wuppertal Oberbarmen. Home of crime"
May 16, 2025 at 1:21 PM
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they got ads up for this stuff everywhere now
garage door with letters on it saying "Einfahrt freihalten!" [keep driveway clear] but it's rubbed off in such a way that it now reads "Ein hrt freihalten!"
May 15, 2025 at 11:28 PM
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the dang trailer got pregnant
a trailer, and on top of it, much to my entertainment, a smaller trailer
May 14, 2025 at 3:21 PM
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this is me with big tom
the oh ariana we're really in it now meme where darth teeth from star wars the acolyte leans against a poster of ariana grande and says oh ariana we're really in it now
May 13, 2025 at 6:55 PM
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they gave me this absolutely fucked scan of gender trouble to read man what the shit
completely warped scan of a page from Gender Trouble. the lines of text are like waves
May 13, 2025 at 12:24 AM
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he is genuinely unfathomably large i thought he would be normal poster size when i ordered him
me holding the magic the gathering card Fascist Art Director in front of big tom so nancy has an easier frame of reference
May 12, 2025 at 11:12 PM
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May 12, 2025 at 10:59 PM
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what if i go see mr movies like this
cinemaxx website where i am booking the (currently) ONLY booked seat at one of the mission impossible final reckoning pre-premieres
May 12, 2025 at 6:37 PM
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He is risen
big tom (my enormous mission impossible 1 poster) put up on my wall
May 11, 2025 at 4:59 PM
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ich luege nie
google translate translating my tweet as "every sunday morning I eat an expensive nut corner"
May 11, 2025 at 10:29 AM
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the first line of Mon Mothmas wookiepedia article, reading "Mon Mothma, also known affectionately as Double-M"
May 11, 2025 at 1:04 AM
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damn mit dem wind fliegt alles weg fr
printed out sheet of paper taped to the inside of a glass door, above a letterbox, reading [please do not put Any Newspapers here!!!!! everything gets blown away with the wind!!!!]
May 10, 2025 at 4:38 PM
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my lime scooter app glitched and now believes i have done over 6 thousand kilometers
my lime scooter app showing 6517,8 kilometres for 826 rides
May 10, 2025 at 10:39 AM
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whats with this dog token
a dry erase mtg dog token i drew the twin fantasy dogs on. next to it is my commander, rin and seri, inseperable
May 9, 2025 at 5:13 PM
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motherfucker looks like sheev palpatine man its so fucking over
picture of the new pope at the funeral of the old pope where he stands schemingly like sheev palpatine
May 8, 2025 at 5:26 PM
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lord knows a packet of mini frika hates to see me coming
greenforce vegane mini frika
May 8, 2025 at 3:15 PM
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the same card on sale on cardmarket for less than 40 euro
May 7, 2025 at 2:02 PM
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ich
Quote from Betty Friedan, The Feminine Mystique, Chapter 1: The Problem that Has No Name, p. 16: "the neurotic, unfeminine, unhappy women who wanted to be poets or physicists or presidents"
May 6, 2025 at 10:54 AM
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Genius Lyric Card of the Talking Heads Lyric "Well, I've seen sex and I think it's alright" (Talking Heads - Creatures of Love). In the background you see the Talking Heads in some of their little outfits. Hard to describe. Very colourful. David is wearing a tinfoil hat i believe
May 5, 2025 at 10:57 PM
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this is how i'm feeling at the moment
tom cruise in a behind the scenes shot from the new mission impossible, sitting shirtless under a running shower, staring at the floor
May 5, 2025 at 9:34 PM
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should i be executed for cutting my pizza a little weird 10 years ago guys what do you think
screenshot of an old tweet of mine, with the account name censored. shows a picture of a frozen salami pizza where i cut the slices without cutting any of the large salami, making the slices oddly shaped. my 2015 caption that i wrote in 2015 when i was 15 years old (i was 15) reads (translated) [My pizza is always a piece of modern art because it's such a hassle to cut through the salami]
May 5, 2025 at 6:22 PM
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i put the guy into a cat and dog deck :) its not the greatest list but its the first time ive genuinely properly built a deck with cards i just had which makes it very nice and good
me holding the mtg card Rin and Seri, Inseperable next to a sleeved pile of cards with Mowu, Loyal Companion on top
May 4, 2025 at 10:23 PM
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you will not be drafting the trade route envoy. i will be drafting the trade route envoy every time
my 7 printings of Trade Route Envoy photographed at an insane angle becuase i wanted the foil to be visible
May 4, 2025 at 10:18 PM
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little guy from nubbys number factory he is a so called "kopfbäuchler" he is a head with feet
May 4, 2025 at 8:36 PM