Clark (🏳️⚧️ + 💛♾️)
@mustardpretzelz.bsky.social
Poet ☆ cosplayer ☆ martial artist ☆ silly🪿
lvl 21 ☆ he/him
Free 🇵🇸🇨🇩🇸🇩🇭🇹🇺🇦🇵🇷
Oxford Comma's #1 fan + Greg Guttfeld's sleep paralysis demon
Kindness = punk rock 🤟😎
ENG + abysmal 🇧🇷 + 🇲🇽
https://linktr.ee/clarkymalarky
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lvl 21 ☆ he/him
Free 🇵🇸🇨🇩🇸🇩🇭🇹🇺🇦🇵🇷
Oxford Comma's #1 fan + Greg Guttfeld's sleep paralysis demon
Kindness = punk rock 🤟😎
ENG + abysmal 🇧🇷 + 🇲🇽
https://linktr.ee/clarkymalarky
لا أستطيع التبرع، أنا مفلس
It is time. #Halloweek #Halloween2025
October 27, 2025 at 1:17 AM
It is time. #Halloweek #Halloween2025
It's so fun watching people repost this text from my Superman RP account @the-man-of-steel.bsky.social . Little do they know that, if I can trust the various translators I put this through, it roughly translates to "Lex Luthor has a bad case of deez. Pass it on."
It's Deez Awareness Month, boys. 😎
It's Deez Awareness Month, boys. 😎
October 8, 2025 at 2:33 AM
It's so fun watching people repost this text from my Superman RP account @the-man-of-steel.bsky.social . Little do they know that, if I can trust the various translators I put this through, it roughly translates to "Lex Luthor has a bad case of deez. Pass it on."
It's Deez Awareness Month, boys. 😎
It's Deez Awareness Month, boys. 😎
Please read this brave boy's story. I know it says that he's met his goal, but money doesn't get too far in Gaza right now, so he still needs us. Please help how you can. #help #supportgazans #freepalastine #gofundme #fundraiser #fundraisingcampaign #gofundmecampaign www.gofundme.com/f/save-ayham...
August 24, 2025 at 3:15 PM
Please read this brave boy's story. I know it says that he's met his goal, but money doesn't get too far in Gaza right now, so he still needs us. Please help how you can. #help #supportgazans #freepalastine #gofundme #fundraiser #fundraisingcampaign #gofundmecampaign www.gofundme.com/f/save-ayham...
Here's my outfit from when I moved back in to school yesterday! I thought I'd share since it made me feel all cool and edgy and such. Well, and I spent so much time getting the "perfect" photo that I thought it'd be a waste not to post. 😜 #ootd #allblackoutfit #myoutfitoftheday #myoutfit #fitcheck
August 16, 2025 at 6:01 AM
Here's my outfit from when I moved back in to school yesterday! I thought I'd share since it made me feel all cool and edgy and such. Well, and I spent so much time getting the "perfect" photo that I thought it'd be a waste not to post. 😜 #ootd #allblackoutfit #myoutfitoftheday #myoutfit #fitcheck
MORE POKÉMON!
Well, heck, who should I add? At this point, I'm trying to see how many characters I can add before you can't tell what the template is anymore. 😭😭
Well, heck, who should I add? At this point, I'm trying to see how many characters I can add before you can't tell what the template is anymore. 😭😭
August 15, 2025 at 12:34 AM
MORE POKÉMON!
Well, heck, who should I add? At this point, I'm trying to see how many characters I can add before you can't tell what the template is anymore. 😭😭
Well, heck, who should I add? At this point, I'm trying to see how many characters I can add before you can't tell what the template is anymore. 😭😭
This is my precious son, my beautiful child, my pride and joy, Ricky Pee Pee.
He says, "Hello." He sends you many snuggles and auspicious vibrations. #louiepennycrumb #morkie #Morkie #mypet #pet #dög #dawg #whatthedawgdoing
He says, "Hello." He sends you many snuggles and auspicious vibrations. #louiepennycrumb #morkie #Morkie #mypet #pet #dög #dawg #whatthedawgdoing
August 14, 2025 at 2:06 AM
This is my precious son, my beautiful child, my pride and joy, Ricky Pee Pee.
He says, "Hello." He sends you many snuggles and auspicious vibrations. #louiepennycrumb #morkie #Morkie #mypet #pet #dög #dawg #whatthedawgdoing
He says, "Hello." He sends you many snuggles and auspicious vibrations. #louiepennycrumb #morkie #Morkie #mypet #pet #dög #dawg #whatthedawgdoing
Black beans and a microwave pretzel with mustard for dinner! We're eating good tonight, boys (gender neutral)! 😭😭😭 #girldinner #wootwoot
August 12, 2025 at 8:44 PM
Black beans and a microwave pretzel with mustard for dinner! We're eating good tonight, boys (gender neutral)! 😭😭😭 #girldinner #wootwoot
So far, we have 23 girls, 19 boys, and...
Bulbasaur.
I will not be stopped. #kinlist #mykins #cringeisdead
Bulbasaur.
I will not be stopped. #kinlist #mykins #cringeisdead
August 9, 2025 at 12:30 AM
So far, we have 23 girls, 19 boys, and...
Bulbasaur.
I will not be stopped. #kinlist #mykins #cringeisdead
Bulbasaur.
I will not be stopped. #kinlist #mykins #cringeisdead
Well, nevermind! I can't choose between that blorbo and this blorbo!!
August 6, 2025 at 8:45 PM
Well, nevermind! I can't choose between that blorbo and this blorbo!!
Star Trwk self-insert!! WOOT WOOT!
August 6, 2025 at 11:48 AM
Star Trwk self-insert!! WOOT WOOT!
The characters keep getting more obscure with each addition(See if you can spot her; I made her kind of tiny). I fear my kinlist shall grow infinitely.
August 6, 2025 at 4:06 AM
The characters keep getting more obscure with each addition(See if you can spot her; I made her kind of tiny). I fear my kinlist shall grow infinitely.
Four fave songs that start with the letter R! 🥰
Reply for a letter. 🫰
Reply for a letter. 🫰
August 6, 2025 at 3:53 AM
Four fave songs that start with the letter R! 🥰
Reply for a letter. 🫰
Reply for a letter. 🫰
No cheating. Your last saved celebrity photo is your therapist. Who is it?
CRAP. I'M SO SCREWED.
CRAP. I'M SO SCREWED.
August 6, 2025 at 3:41 AM
No cheating. Your last saved celebrity photo is your therapist. Who is it?
CRAP. I'M SO SCREWED.
CRAP. I'M SO SCREWED.
YIPPEE!!! #tbh #tbhcreature #handmade #handmadeplushie #handmadeplush #handsewn #handsewnplush #handsewnplushie #plush #plushie #artsandcrafts #crafting
July 30, 2025 at 2:39 AM
I will spam this until the end of time.
July 27, 2025 at 12:10 AM
I will spam this until the end of time.
I FORGOT TO PUT GHOULIA!!
July 25, 2025 at 11:59 PM
I FORGOT TO PUT GHOULIA!!
ĢÜŶ GʻŒŘÐƐŊĖŔ. #Superman2025 #SupermanMovie #SupermanMovie2025 #GuyGardner #GreenLantern #GuyGardnerGreenLantern
July 18, 2025 at 12:57 AM
I almost forgot one of my favorite pictures that I've taken in the past couple of months! I can't spam Superman content and *not* post this! #Superman #Superman2025 #Supermancosplay #SupermanMovie2025 #cosplay #cosplayer #cosplaying #ClarkKent #ClarkKentcosplay #Supermancosplayer #ClarkKentcosplayer
July 18, 2025 at 12:51 AM
I almost forgot one of my favorite pictures that I've taken in the past couple of months! I can't spam Superman content and *not* post this! #Superman #Superman2025 #Supermancosplay #SupermanMovie2025 #cosplay #cosplayer #cosplaying #ClarkKent #ClarkKentcosplay #Supermancosplayer #ClarkKentcosplayer
GUYS! IT'S KRYPTO!!!
(I made Baby Louie a cape 👀)
#krypto #KryptotheSuperdog #Superdog #KryptoCosplay #cosplay #cosplayer #cosplaying #Superman #Superman2025 #SupermanMovie #SupermanMovie2025
(I made Baby Louie a cape 👀)
#krypto #KryptotheSuperdog #Superdog #KryptoCosplay #cosplay #cosplayer #cosplaying #Superman #Superman2025 #SupermanMovie #SupermanMovie2025
July 17, 2025 at 3:12 PM
GUYS! IT'S KRYPTO!!!
(I made Baby Louie a cape 👀)
#krypto #KryptotheSuperdog #Superdog #KryptoCosplay #cosplay #cosplayer #cosplaying #Superman #Superman2025 #SupermanMovie #SupermanMovie2025
(I made Baby Louie a cape 👀)
#krypto #KryptotheSuperdog #Superdog #KryptoCosplay #cosplay #cosplayer #cosplaying #Superman #Superman2025 #SupermanMovie #SupermanMovie2025
It was a mistake to give me access to this suit. The world will never recover from such levels of 💅💅💅.
#ClarkKent #Superman #Superman2025 #Superman #SupermanMovie #SupermanMovie2025 #Clark #SupermanCosplay #SupermanCosplayer #ClarkKentCosplayer #ClarkKentCosplay #Cosplay #Cosplaying #Cosplayer
#ClarkKent #Superman #Superman2025 #Superman #SupermanMovie #SupermanMovie2025 #Clark #SupermanCosplay #SupermanCosplayer #ClarkKentCosplayer #ClarkKentCosplay #Cosplay #Cosplaying #Cosplayer
July 17, 2025 at 3:09 PM
It was a mistake to give me access to this suit. The world will never recover from such levels of 💅💅💅.
#ClarkKent #Superman #Superman2025 #Superman #SupermanMovie #SupermanMovie2025 #Clark #SupermanCosplay #SupermanCosplayer #ClarkKentCosplayer #ClarkKentCosplay #Cosplay #Cosplaying #Cosplayer
#ClarkKent #Superman #Superman2025 #Superman #SupermanMovie #SupermanMovie2025 #Clark #SupermanCosplay #SupermanCosplayer #ClarkKentCosplayer #ClarkKentCosplay #Cosplay #Cosplaying #Cosplayer
July 17, 2025 at 3:02 PM
February 1, 2025 at 6:28 AM
CHEKOVCHEKOVCHEKOVCHEKOVCHEKOVCHE #cosplay #cosplaying #cosplayer #startrek #startrektos #startrektheoriginalseries #chekov #pavelchekov #startrekcosplay #startrekcosplayer #trekkie #playinginthesnow
January 14, 2025 at 1:45 PM
CHEKOVCHEKOVCHEKOVCHEKOVCHEKOVCHE #cosplay #cosplaying #cosplayer #startrek #startrektos #startrektheoriginalseries #chekov #pavelchekov #startrekcosplay #startrekcosplayer #trekkie #playinginthesnow