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Deimos
@musingsofdeimos.bsky.social
Intermittent musings on life, the universe, and everything à la irreverent and sometimes dark humor.

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At that point, it seems like it would make more sense to (carefully) raze the whole property.
December 13, 2025 at 4:49 PM
Saying nothing of the fact that I'm so confused by what's going on.
December 12, 2025 at 10:47 PM
That is a string of words I really wish I'd not seen.
December 12, 2025 at 10:46 PM
"You know why we brought you in here? What?! No. It's not because of your terrabyte of AI-generated robot porn. It's becausr you made unauthorized use of a government system to store it."
December 12, 2025 at 10:42 PM
To be clear, my understanding is that it wasn't just *any* AI-generated porn, but was AI-generated porn of robots.
December 12, 2025 at 9:55 PM
[Sigh] In a real-world setting, honestly, I'd want to see the fine print regarding how "lifetime" is defined and backed up. See, PCH cash for life.
December 10, 2025 at 7:04 PM
Interestingly, I'm getting "Napolean crowning himself" vibes, but... pathetic.
December 9, 2025 at 3:25 PM
"Were" and "are."
December 9, 2025 at 2:51 PM
OMG, you're such a cutie!
December 9, 2025 at 2:50 PM
Anyone know who was Dubya's pretzel dealer? Just thinking out loud here.
December 9, 2025 at 2:35 AM
Halfway through that sentence I thought you were going to need volunteers to help dig a hole.

Well, maybe you still would.
December 9, 2025 at 2:30 AM
This headline perfectly coincides with my having started background reading with the goal of eventually setting up a NAS.
December 9, 2025 at 2:21 AM
Honestly, my first thought went to the story in this article where it wasn't jingling keys but presented as, "Oh, it's just a beauty video. I'm not talking about oppression by Chinese authorities." 😉
TikTok 'makeup tutorial' goes viral with call to action on China's treatment of Uighurs
Teenager claims video sharing platform is censoring her posts, which TikTok denies
www.theguardian.com
December 8, 2025 at 5:32 PM
If it comes to it, kintsugi.
December 4, 2025 at 9:25 PM
God, how I'd love for an oompa loompa to roll him away amd sing a little tune about what happens to traitors.
December 4, 2025 at 1:47 AM
That aside, congrats on your progress!
December 2, 2025 at 11:45 PM
I started using it a few weeks ago, and I discovered it was no hyperbole when people talked about how passive aggressive Duo is with study reminders. I literally got one five minutes after midnight. The day was momwnts fresh and it was already hounding me. I got another reminder while writing this.🙄
December 2, 2025 at 11:45 PM
While looking over my finances at the end of last year, I realized how much I'd spent at Target. I figured it made sense to cave and finally get a Red card for the discount. I'd barely just gotten the card when Target started making clear they didn't want my business. Their loss.
December 2, 2025 at 3:17 AM
Also, if it of helps any, I've started using duolingo before bed. It gives just enough for the brain to chew on as a distraction. Another idea is journaling to get out any thoughts that are rattling around and revisit at a later time, if necessary. Best wishes for a good night's sleep.
November 26, 2025 at 3:45 AM
I realized that, back when I drank, what I enjoyed about it was precisely that it silenced of the mind. Of course, that wasn't a healthy longterm solution. Still figuring it out, but I wish you peaceful sleep.
November 26, 2025 at 3:45 AM
By my math, assuming a metric Scaramucci of 1 Scm = 10 days, I come up with 0.14 mScm, or 0.14 milliscaramuccis.
November 25, 2025 at 4:12 PM
Even knowing how the story ends, I squealed with excitement at the proposal image. ❤️🫠
November 25, 2025 at 12:20 AM