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Martin
@murrtin.wtf
What am I describing here? Myself? Oh ok. I dunno… I’m kinda like a blue wolf or something irl.
Is this what you and your co worker do? 🙄
December 2, 2025 at 10:23 PM
It’s a concept I can’t even fathom. I’ll have to experience it to see how I react.
November 30, 2025 at 4:44 AM
Prove it
November 29, 2025 at 11:17 PM
Alright 👀
November 29, 2025 at 10:06 PM
Literally same
November 29, 2025 at 4:04 PM
Did you ask to mix them both together?
November 27, 2025 at 6:45 AM
Where did you get that kangaroo shirt?!?!
November 26, 2025 at 4:09 PM
(I do love DC. Trump just fucking sucks.)
November 25, 2025 at 5:28 AM
Is this you? You’re looking good.
November 23, 2025 at 8:19 AM
SHIT you beat me to it
November 21, 2025 at 6:06 AM
What’s stopping you?
November 21, 2025 at 5:57 AM
Do it
November 21, 2025 at 2:34 AM
Which did he like the most? Your hole, your dick, or your fursuit?
November 20, 2025 at 2:49 PM
Tolf…
November 20, 2025 at 7:12 AM
I bring the ror to “error”
November 20, 2025 at 6:06 AM
You know what I always say, if the bed frame isn’t peeking I’m not poking.
November 19, 2025 at 3:31 PM
I’m subconsciously into airlines fucking me over 🤤
November 19, 2025 at 11:35 AM
I’ll call you daddy Lufthansa then feed you carrots
November 19, 2025 at 10:13 AM
Typically how it goes for me too
November 18, 2025 at 10:36 PM
Gay AND in his late 20s!?! How did this pass the market trials???
November 17, 2025 at 5:11 PM
So you’re sayin there’s a chance
November 14, 2025 at 9:50 PM
Let’s… TEAM UP 😎
November 14, 2025 at 9:42 PM