Murray Siegel
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Author of two books: "Cupid Wore Snow Boots" and "MurMurings - Funny Tales of Terror and Other Desperate Cries for Help". Film, baseball and book nerd. Please send cookies (oatmeal raisin preferred, others accepted).
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Murray Siegel
@murray-bs.bsky.social
· Mar 24
Yesterday's book signing in Columbia, Maryland.
#novel #cupidworesnowboots #funny #magicalrealism #comingofage #romance #romancenovel #youngadult #baltimore ##writerslift
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Started shoveling at dawn. This is the only part of my body that doesn't hurt.
January 25, 2026 at 2:25 PM
Started shoveling at dawn. This is the only part of my body that doesn't hurt.
I just drove 12 miles with verbal Waze instructions provided by SpongeBob Squarepants whilst I listened to Miles Davis' "Bitches Brew". It was a deeply religious experience.
January 23, 2026 at 3:18 PM
I just drove 12 miles with verbal Waze instructions provided by SpongeBob Squarepants whilst I listened to Miles Davis' "Bitches Brew". It was a deeply religious experience.
Watching this series is like candy for me; I can't get enough! 8 more hours to go.
If you consider yourself a patriot, watch it.
If you don't consider yourself a patriot, watch it.
If you're British, um, you may want to skip it.
Finally, Mandy Patinkin's impression of Ben Franklin is SPOT On!
If you consider yourself a patriot, watch it.
If you don't consider yourself a patriot, watch it.
If you're British, um, you may want to skip it.
Finally, Mandy Patinkin's impression of Ben Franklin is SPOT On!
November 18, 2025 at 8:57 PM
Watching this series is like candy for me; I can't get enough! 8 more hours to go.
If you consider yourself a patriot, watch it.
If you don't consider yourself a patriot, watch it.
If you're British, um, you may want to skip it.
Finally, Mandy Patinkin's impression of Ben Franklin is SPOT On!
If you consider yourself a patriot, watch it.
If you don't consider yourself a patriot, watch it.
If you're British, um, you may want to skip it.
Finally, Mandy Patinkin's impression of Ben Franklin is SPOT On!
If I have to see that woman in the commercial for the new Johnny Knoxville show gack one more time, I'm going to gack. #mlb ##WorldSeries
October 29, 2025 at 12:53 AM
If I have to see that woman in the commercial for the new Johnny Knoxville show gack one more time, I'm going to gack. #mlb ##WorldSeries
October 29, 2025 at 12:29 AM
The baseball season will be over by next weekend and that makes me fkn sad. Please send peanuts and cracker jacks.
October 25, 2025 at 11:51 PM
The baseball season will be over by next weekend and that makes me fkn sad. Please send peanuts and cracker jacks.
Source of Amazon outage identified.
October 20, 2025 at 9:04 PM
Source of Amazon outage identified.
BREAKING NEWS: Ohtani hits three more home runs overnight while sleeping.
October 18, 2025 at 2:22 PM
BREAKING NEWS: Ohtani hits three more home runs overnight while sleeping.
If you ever witness a crime and don't get a good look at the perpetrator, you should still give the police a detail like "He had a head". That way, they'll still think you're cooperating.
October 18, 2025 at 2:15 PM
If you ever witness a crime and don't get a good look at the perpetrator, you should still give the police a detail like "He had a head". That way, they'll still think you're cooperating.
I think that if an armoured cash transport truck sideswipes your car, you should be entitled to keep all of the cash that it is carrying. Agree?
October 9, 2025 at 11:20 AM
I think that if an armoured cash transport truck sideswipes your car, you should be entitled to keep all of the cash that it is carrying. Agree?
If music can be an ear worm, does that mean a sesame seed stuck between your teeth is a taste worm?
October 9, 2025 at 12:25 AM
If music can be an ear worm, does that mean a sesame seed stuck between your teeth is a taste worm?
Ever notice on an airplane when there's one little kid crying, all of the other little kids stare at the the child with a "what a dipsh*t" look on their faces?
September 24, 2025 at 12:24 PM
Ever notice on an airplane when there's one little kid crying, all of the other little kids stare at the the child with a "what a dipsh*t" look on their faces?
May all of your dreams come true. Except for the one where you're naked on stage in front of a big audience.
July 13, 2025 at 3:51 PM
May all of your dreams come true. Except for the one where you're naked on stage in front of a big audience.
I just saw a cloud that looks like President William McKinley.
July 11, 2025 at 11:14 PM
I just saw a cloud that looks like President William McKinley.
Coolest car ever - the DeLorean from "Back to the Future", the Popemobile, or Chitty Chitty Bang Bang?
July 10, 2025 at 7:05 PM
Coolest car ever - the DeLorean from "Back to the Future", the Popemobile, or Chitty Chitty Bang Bang?
Instead of asking “Is the Pope Catholic?”or “Does a bear poop in the woods?”, try “Do sofas in beach resorts smell like suntan lotion?”.
July 10, 2025 at 7:05 PM
Instead of asking “Is the Pope Catholic?”or “Does a bear poop in the woods?”, try “Do sofas in beach resorts smell like suntan lotion?”.
What is the worst word you can think of to add "zilla" to the end? For me, it's nostril.
July 10, 2025 at 7:04 PM
What is the worst word you can think of to add "zilla" to the end? For me, it's nostril.
If the answer is blowing in the wind, the question must have been "did you have lunch at Taco Bell?"
July 10, 2025 at 7:04 PM
If the answer is blowing in the wind, the question must have been "did you have lunch at Taco Bell?"
It's the end of the month as we know it.
June 30, 2025 at 10:50 PM
It's the end of the month as we know it.
Bravo to @lauralippman.bsky.social for mentioning the record store "on Sulgrave" in her new novel, "Murder Takes A Vacation". Living dangerously close to Chick's I dropped A LOT of money there back in the day. 👏
June 30, 2025 at 7:27 PM
Bravo to @lauralippman.bsky.social for mentioning the record store "on Sulgrave" in her new novel, "Murder Takes A Vacation". Living dangerously close to Chick's I dropped A LOT of money there back in the day. 👏
If they had Fabreze when I was in high school, I know a lot more guys who would have gotten a lot more dates.
June 27, 2025 at 11:16 PM
If they had Fabreze when I was in high school, I know a lot more guys who would have gotten a lot more dates.
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June 23, 2025 at 7:21 PM
I've run out of sweat. I'm already perspiring tiny bone fragments.
June 23, 2025 at 3:10 PM
I've run out of sweat. I'm already perspiring tiny bone fragments.
Today is National Poorly Taken Selfie Day.
Anyone else?
Anyone else?
June 22, 2025 at 12:44 PM
Today is National Poorly Taken Selfie Day.
Anyone else?
Anyone else?
From yesterday's book signing at Barnes & Noble.
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June 15, 2025 at 11:22 PM
From yesterday's book signing at Barnes & Noble.
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