Mr Murphy
@murphyhistory.bsky.social
“Enthusiastic peddler of history." Head of Year 9 and DofE assessor. Sometime medievalist. Mountain Leader trainee. Scouter. Trying to stay focused on teaching...
Especial shout out to the Y7 who was mid-calling the RSPCA because it looked scared, just like any of us would if surrounded by a bunch of giant teenagers…
November 26, 2025 at 5:55 PM
Especial shout out to the Y7 who was mid-calling the RSPCA because it looked scared, just like any of us would if surrounded by a bunch of giant teenagers…
I realise this was badly phrased- it's the whole year group that has been hit by a plague, not me personally. Although at this stage I do not fancy my chances...
a yellow toy with the number 0002 on it is ready for decontamination
Alt: a yellow toy with the number 0002 on it is ready for decontamination
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November 25, 2025 at 9:25 PM
I realise this was badly phrased- it's the whole year group that has been hit by a plague, not me personally. Although at this stage I do not fancy my chances...
Having another look behind the sofa for the Weapons of Mass Destruction, just in case you missed them the first thousand times.
November 25, 2025 at 6:30 PM
Having another look behind the sofa for the Weapons of Mass Destruction, just in case you missed them the first thousand times.
North Londonders, the rest of Great Britain…
Yep, I’ve changed my mind, it’s a brilliant plan. Now off to email Robert Jenrick to get the ball rolling.
Yep, I’ve changed my mind, it’s a brilliant plan. Now off to email Robert Jenrick to get the ball rolling.
November 16, 2025 at 9:57 AM
North Londonders, the rest of Great Britain…
Yep, I’ve changed my mind, it’s a brilliant plan. Now off to email Robert Jenrick to get the ball rolling.
Yep, I’ve changed my mind, it’s a brilliant plan. Now off to email Robert Jenrick to get the ball rolling.
I know you’re not being serious now but when the rest of us are inundated with shadow cabinet members videoing themselves at south London tube stations seeing if the buses stop properly who will be laughing then?
November 16, 2025 at 9:37 AM
I know you’re not being serious now but when the rest of us are inundated with shadow cabinet members videoing themselves at south London tube stations seeing if the buses stop properly who will be laughing then?
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The next edition of the paper (13 November, 1989) was just as muted.
November 9, 2025 at 9:14 AM
The next edition of the paper (13 November, 1989) was just as muted.