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Murph
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Aging tech guy, doin' my best.
An incomplete game can't fix you.
January 30, 2026 at 6:07 PM
May include mistakes
January 28, 2026 at 5:03 PM
Since GTA VI was announced we have seen the rise and fall of:

NFTs
The Metaverse
Nintendo Labo
Google Stadia
Global health
January 27, 2026 at 4:44 AM
IT professionals can't be helped, our mental state is directly tied to the total number of printers we've had to deal with.
January 27, 2026 at 2:17 AM
Deleted it immediately after the popup.

I've walked into a place and immediately clocked that the experience there was going to be tiresome/annoying. I'm too old to sign myself up for headache.
January 23, 2026 at 6:54 PM
School tech director here. It would be better to just send 10–15 minutes worth of homework per subject than remote.
January 23, 2026 at 6:09 PM
I stay inside because...
January 23, 2026 at 5:02 AM
Holding a grenade, a famously calming experience.
January 22, 2026 at 9:08 AM
*chuckles to myself whilst visions of guillotines materialize in my head*
January 21, 2026 at 9:23 PM
Yeah... I rushed to buy an RTX 5080 back in Dec.
January 21, 2026 at 5:48 PM
The AI tools kept making The Prince a person of color and they just got stun locked.
January 21, 2026 at 5:40 PM
Keeps your Ludens warm
January 21, 2026 at 5:27 PM
The AI tools kept giving The Prince a little mustache and purple clothes.
January 21, 2026 at 5:24 PM
It's because of the inconsistent shadows. The casket is lit from above but somehow he's casting a horizontal shadow. This is the kind of stuff I made with my pirated Photoshop CS2 in high school in 2003
January 20, 2026 at 9:18 PM
Because of the gambling debt?
January 14, 2026 at 6:08 PM
Todd's tech CEO leather jackets don't pay for themselves.
January 13, 2026 at 7:46 PM
It's only Tuesday, pace yourself.
January 13, 2026 at 6:11 PM
The implication that it does would mean there should be a height and weight class for every sport where players interact...

Swimming does not have this risk btw.
January 13, 2026 at 5:45 PM
I'm too straight for the internet some days.
January 9, 2026 at 11:54 PM
Video games are gender-focused. The majority of games have crafted their protagonists and character designs around what the demographic they are targeting or the demographics of the designers are drawn to. Lots of coverage is also steeped in that too. Queer women might have a different perspective
January 9, 2026 at 7:50 PM
You could read the article, it tells you.
January 9, 2026 at 7:42 PM
Say hello to MSFT's new AI assistant. Glup Clippo
January 6, 2026 at 6:20 PM
Ireland should sue Super Potato for trademark infringement.
January 4, 2026 at 3:04 AM
We can't even do a South American regime change with the CIA like gentlemen anymore?

Bums.
January 3, 2026 at 8:20 AM
My self-assessment: Needs Improvement
January 2, 2026 at 2:33 AM