Murder On The Examinations Express
@murderexampress.bsky.social
English teacher, ex Head of English, Head of Year, Assistant Head, Attendance Lead. Used to be in an 'RI' school, now in a 'Good' school. Actually in a brilliant school.
Similar vibes to Goya's infamous painting of Saturn eating one of his own children. Magnificent.
November 12, 2025 at 9:33 PM
Similar vibes to Goya's infamous painting of Saturn eating one of his own children. Magnificent.
At this point the NYT are just trolling Only Connect and the BBC aren't they?
October 27, 2025 at 9:54 AM
At this point the NYT are just trolling Only Connect and the BBC aren't they?
The current govt. and Kier Starmer are - perhaps rightly - getting a lot of criticism at the moment, but I've watched 5 minutes of Boris Johnson at the covid inquiry and thank goodness we no longer have this shambles of a dishonest, venal and self serving disgrace in charge of the country.
October 21, 2025 at 9:22 AM
The current govt. and Kier Starmer are - perhaps rightly - getting a lot of criticism at the moment, but I've watched 5 minutes of Boris Johnson at the covid inquiry and thank goodness we no longer have this shambles of a dishonest, venal and self serving disgrace in charge of the country.
Loads of love for Patricia Routledge around social media today. Obviously lauded for stage roles (never knew she won a Tony!) and Hyacinth Bucket, but she will forever be Kitty for me.
"We're spunky in Cheadle".
Magnificent.
"We're spunky in Cheadle".
Magnificent.
October 4, 2025 at 8:55 AM
Loads of love for Patricia Routledge around social media today. Obviously lauded for stage roles (never knew she won a Tony!) and Hyacinth Bucket, but she will forever be Kitty for me.
"We're spunky in Cheadle".
Magnificent.
"We're spunky in Cheadle".
Magnificent.
Crikey! A proper throwback to a bygone era.
However, I can confirm that it's been BIBLICAL in Lancashire this afternoon!
However, I can confirm that it's been BIBLICAL in Lancashire this afternoon!
September 20, 2025 at 5:20 PM
Crikey! A proper throwback to a bygone era.
However, I can confirm that it's been BIBLICAL in Lancashire this afternoon!
However, I can confirm that it's been BIBLICAL in Lancashire this afternoon!
One I ate recently. One I made myself.
September 13, 2025 at 2:39 PM
One I ate recently. One I made myself.
Speedball 2!! My first major gaming addiction. 'Ice cream! Ice cream!' And The New Zealand Story!!!
July 23, 2025 at 2:16 PM
Speedball 2!! My first major gaming addiction. 'Ice cream! Ice cream!' And The New Zealand Story!!!
First 'proper'day of the teacher holidays after a frenetic summer term and I've finally got 'round to getting these framed and up on the wall. Thanks again @tokyosexwhale.bsky.social
July 21, 2025 at 10:32 AM
First 'proper'day of the teacher holidays after a frenetic summer term and I've finally got 'round to getting these framed and up on the wall. Thanks again @tokyosexwhale.bsky.social
This question hits a little different when you've got Ofsted in. @teachertapp.bsky.social @heymrshallahan.bsky.social
July 9, 2025 at 4:25 PM
This question hits a little different when you've got Ofsted in. @teachertapp.bsky.social @heymrshallahan.bsky.social
Post your favourite Doctor Who, wrong answers only.
June 30, 2025 at 5:10 PM
Post your favourite Doctor Who, wrong answers only.
Mark E Smith in my restaurant.
See also from the same era, being on nodding terms with Suranne Jones and Ricky Hatton and having Jonny Vegas buy me a pint for taking the mickey out of him-but not remembering.
See also from the same era, being on nodding terms with Suranne Jones and Ricky Hatton and having Jonny Vegas buy me a pint for taking the mickey out of him-but not remembering.
June 13, 2025 at 5:03 PM
Mark E Smith in my restaurant.
See also from the same era, being on nodding terms with Suranne Jones and Ricky Hatton and having Jonny Vegas buy me a pint for taking the mickey out of him-but not remembering.
See also from the same era, being on nodding terms with Suranne Jones and Ricky Hatton and having Jonny Vegas buy me a pint for taking the mickey out of him-but not remembering.
LOVE Manchester Museum!
May 29, 2025 at 7:44 AM
LOVE Manchester Museum!
LOVE Manchester Museum.
May 29, 2025 at 7:39 AM
LOVE Manchester Museum.
Strong start to half term.
May 24, 2025 at 2:57 PM
Strong start to half term.
If we get see white smoke coming out of this, we know they've elected a new Popeye. If it's black smoke we're getting a Bluto.
May 7, 2025 at 7:28 PM
If we get see white smoke coming out of this, we know they've elected a new Popeye. If it's black smoke we're getting a Bluto.
UPDATE!
I've stumbled across the task and here are some of that year's Rich Tea update suggestions...
I've stumbled across the task and here are some of that year's Rich Tea update suggestions...
April 30, 2025 at 7:50 PM
UPDATE!
I've stumbled across the task and here are some of that year's Rich Tea update suggestions...
I've stumbled across the task and here are some of that year's Rich Tea update suggestions...
Adventures in a museum with my youngest.
April 23, 2025 at 9:04 PM
Adventures in a museum with my youngest.
At Raby Castle today. According to the guide book this tower housed a big red dog from 1362 until 1376.
April 22, 2025 at 4:20 PM
At Raby Castle today. According to the guide book this tower housed a big red dog from 1362 until 1376.
A very even spread of responses...
April 20, 2025 at 2:38 PM
A very even spread of responses...
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April 19, 2025 at 4:26 PM
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4 yo daughter has created a small army of Lego spiders...
April 17, 2025 at 7:51 AM
4 yo daughter has created a small army of Lego spiders...
Anyone else reminded of James Bond villains with their secret islands, private armies and space shuttles when they see Bezos, Musk and Zuckerberg? Hugo Drax in Moonraker? Kananga? Blofeld? Anyone...? ANYone!?
April 15, 2025 at 10:54 AM
Anyone else reminded of James Bond villains with their secret islands, private armies and space shuttles when they see Bezos, Musk and Zuckerberg? Hugo Drax in Moonraker? Kananga? Blofeld? Anyone...? ANYone!?