The only movement we’re making is a bowel movement on the new public toilet that will be his grave once that opens up-

The vibe I’m referring to actually has various subcategories from “Divorced dad that you can tell why their wife left in 5 minutes of getting to know them”, “Someone who spends all their free time harassing vegans/vegetarians online”, etc.

It’s even dumber when an mf complains “This place is woke cause the salad is vegan” when you just know that they have and will never ever eat even a bite of a salad in their life(there’s a vibe)

Like…not only does it not affect them at all, but they also wouldn’t have bought it in the first place!

Ok so if the issue comes up again(unless it’s just a passing thing) growing up we used to feed our dog rice, canned pumpkin purée(NOT PUMPKIN PIE FILLING STRAIGHT PURÉED PUMPKIN), and cottage cheese and it helped. Won’t fix any underlying cause but it’ll help the symptom. Cheaper than a $2k vet bill

I’ve honestly been able to lend my ability to keep in one piece down to me taking note of driver behaviors and common driving habits and styles of others to the point where I can basically predict what a car is going to do with scary high accuracy. I’ve avoided a lot of bad situations this way-

Very strong argument, but I have a counterpoint:

Boobs

Well then this one I’m replying to definitely counts!

This up here ^

Look, you’re the one who keeps saying brat stuff! I’m just the one pointing it out-

Idk that’s a very bratty response…trust me, I’d know!

Well? Were you being a brat?

I mean my fighting style is “Maul and rip and tear” so it’s not really gonna be clean without ya-

Ok so you’re on my team if a bar fight ever breaks out-

Wait that was a bike that ran Pikes Peak in 2014!

AYO you got claws too?!