And have you call ICE on me when I show up? Nein! Mutti Münsterberg did not raise any dummkopfs, Herr Zickar! Try again!

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Three days later and I'm the first--and only--to respond?

I mean, I can understand why no one wants to talk to you, Herr @andrewmnaber.bsky.social, but this seems a bit much.

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Does this make you feel better, Herr @mzickar.bsky.social?

"OB: The science of making exploitation look participatory"

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What can I say? At least Freud had the decency to make people lie on couches. I made them lie for managers.

Direct-to-video? A short?

I don't think a "butter and egg man" like George Clooney would want to portray me in anything other than a Cecil B. DeMille-style talkie production!

Good try, mein Herr! You can fool some of the people some of the time, but you can't fool...the FOUNDER OF #FILMTHEORY!

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Tomoderation, tamediation, I say.

Imagine how much worse it was in my day!

Mind, that bowler hat was as close to a bicycle helmet as we ever considered wearing, too.

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Very true! I would often help my grad students this way by having them participate in weekend-long gardening projects at my home on Ware Street in Cambridge.

Nothing like vigorous outside work around your professor's house to sharpen the young mind!

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