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multiphasic.bsky.social
AlExVivo F.
@multiphasic.bsky.social
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Commercial determinants of health. Harm reduction. Baseball. Crabs. Punk rock.

He/him. Good-bad (not evil).
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You spend your 20s trying to be Captain Badass just to realize she only has eyes for
The baseball reference page for the pinch hitter and first baseman named Guy Sturdy
November 12, 2025 at 3:57 PM
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Alienating my cats through socialism.
In the throwback-but-not style of a Zohran Mamdani rally sign, the words "BOOPS for SNOOTS"
November 8, 2025 at 9:09 PM
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What some of you AI devotees might have a hard time believing is that I made this chart completely by hand.
The "stream of prevention" (with environmental factors towards the "upstream" and individual towards the "downstream") rendered entirely with the drawing utilities in PowerPoint. I even made a little fish jumping.
October 31, 2025 at 5:42 PM
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I mean come on this is dope
October 31, 2025 at 3:13 AM
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Feel like pure shit just want her back
A plastic clairol herbal essence shampoo [capitalization sic] bottle full of a green liquid with a line drawing of a woman bathing in a puddle with flowers growing from her hair.
October 29, 2025 at 12:39 AM
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Over and over and over, interviewees either asked for housing or, if they are successful, credited housing. But most simply got arrested for sitting around and ended up with bench warrants.

Cherelle's misery machine go brr.

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Text from a Kensington Voice article reading: "Just eight of the 87 people who were arrested between January 22 and May 21 have been documented as completing the program, according to Kensington Voice’s findings. One of those eight is now dead."
October 24, 2025 at 3:09 PM
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Veggie shepherd's pie, for shepherds who watch over flocks of textured vegetable protein. (No kings hella peasants.)
October 20, 2025 at 2:30 AM
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Would it qualify as spooky if I told y'all that Jason is sound asleep in this position
A tabby cat lays on a furry pad, body half twisted so you can see the white patch on his chest, with every limb sticking out in a different direction and hanging off the pad. Also you can see his fang. He only has one. Also you can see his badonk. He has MUCH.
October 16, 2025 at 9:39 PM
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Good evening.

We've been expecting you.
October 16, 2025 at 1:40 AM
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Update: Zimmie has been sent to The Box to think upon her crimes before God.
A tuxedo cat sits up in a brown cardboard box on top of a patterned blue and red rug. Her eyes are half-closed.
October 14, 2025 at 11:59 PM
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Is this anything, or
A circle with three planarians (a type of small flatworm with googly eyes) facing down and left in it. Above the circle, "they tried to divide us," below it, "they didn't know we were planarians"
October 2, 2025 at 3:30 PM
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Post you from a different era
September 30, 2025 at 5:53 AM
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Behold John Mulaney's Senior Punk Correspondent @alexscordelis.bsky.social's retroactive review of Op Ivy that's mostly just a review of whether Gilman is still rad. (Gilman is still rad.)

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Text from the Pitchfork Op Ivy retrospective review, reading: "Operation Ivy—a band named after a 1952 American hydrogen bomb test—did the unthinkable: they fused hardcore and ska. Their lone LP, Energy, is just that: a kinetic jolt of gritty, uptempo punk. Is Op Ivy more deserving of a Nobel than Ernest Lawrence? It’s hard to say. "
September 28, 2025 at 9:49 PM
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It had to be said.
A portrait of a tabby cat (who, it must be said, is a butthead) sitting on a wood coffee table, with a Dymo label reading "BUTTHEAD" placed between his shoulders. He seems grumpy. Also his head is a butt.
September 27, 2025 at 11:56 PM
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Ooh, Smoke Day photos revisited. Never too late to give me a Pulitzer.
September 26, 2025 at 3:34 PM
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Maybe the piece of shit shouldn't have called for dragging his colleagues in front of tribunals.
A screenshot from the NYT image-laundering effort on bog-standard lying MAGA wingnut Jay Bhattacharya, reading: "His real dream is for the Covid and D.E.I. culture wars to wind down so he can be the one to forge science’s new peace — to enact deep reform that brings new purpose to the agency. 'I love the N.I.H.,' he said during his confirmation hearing in March. He told me in May of his deep belief in scientific reason. 'The power of science to solve problems is almost limitless,' he said."
September 23, 2025 at 5:20 AM
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Dammit people, I'm Gen X, I'm trained to cringe at my own self-righteousness, so now I'm ALSO mad at Disney/Spotify for making me feel compelled to write this.
From my Spotify/Hulu combined account's cancellation page: Let us know more about why you are canceling: Disney's complicity with bad-faith repression and uncomplaining submission to governmental First Amendment violations AND Spotify's ownership's complicity in genocide make it impossible to support your businesses as an American of conscience.
September 18, 2025 at 5:53 PM
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Lord help me, I'm back to chasing this high.
A cartoon calico cat stands proudly beneath a confetti-surrounded bendy straw--labeled "Bendy Straw". Beneath, the text reads "You received a memento from Peaches." Peaches did not bestow her blessings on many.
September 15, 2025 at 5:47 PM
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September 9, 2025 at 3:39 AM
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Why won't you love me
September 9, 2025 at 3:34 AM
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The Keith Law transition had me briefly, delightedly thinking Aaron Nola was here to wreak havoc on the misogynists and transphobes.
August 28, 2025 at 11:16 PM
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Graffiti over a black-and-white stencil of a sexy mermaid lady holding a skull up to her head, from the men's bathroom at the late, lamented SF bar Lucky 13. The graffiti reads, "ONE LAST TAG. RIP SF."
August 25, 2025 at 9:20 PM
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Used to be three buses in the ballpark bus race
August 23, 2025 at 1:03 AM
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(!) Rude
August 20, 2025 at 9:40 PM
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I am begging Jim to Google "why do any people anywhere do anything"
A quote from the Athletic article by Jim Bowden, in which Bowden thinks rivalries develop because people it's the furthest anyone will drive to get mad about stupid shit: "Think about what MLB would gain. Leaning into geographic rivalries would likely increase attendance and excitement in the regions where each team is located. Imagine divisions that featured the Mets and Yankees, Dodgers and Angels, Giants and A’s, Royals and Cardinals, Rangers and Astros, Marlins and Rays, and Orioles and Nationals. It would be easier for fans to travel to see their teams play."
August 18, 2025 at 8:07 PM