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Dr Judge, exhausted
@mtgdad.bsky.social
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I'm the 'MAKE GOBLIN KING NOBLE' person.

Decertified MTG L2

he/him

Co-Host of JudgeCast: https://judgecast.com/
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Day 110!

In the US, today we watch sports and eat to excess in celebration. Or you know, just like any other day that ends in Y.

Love you all, be kind to one another.

@magic.wizards.com

#GoblinKing
Peanuts Thanksgiving where Linus is saying he is thankful that one day Wizards will right the wrongs.
November 27, 2025 at 11:37 AM
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Day 109!

No meme, just a picture of the world's best goblin, Miss Leeloo. She had a rough day Sunday and we're still in recovery.

@magic.wizards.com

#GoblinKing
#MakeHimNobleAlready
Close up of Miss Leeloo (yes, named after the movie character for she is the true Fifth Element). Tan dog with pointy ears who looks alert but in reality is doped to the gills. She's wearing a cone.
November 26, 2025 at 3:51 PM
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Day 108!

I mean, it's always their move. I'm just an itch.

@magic.wizards.com

#GoblinKing
Chess guys smirks and says, 'Your move WotC.'
November 25, 2025 at 9:41 PM
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Day 107.

@magic.wizards.com

#GoblinKing
Doll that looks silly with a caption mfw someone thinks Goblin King shouldn't be noble.
November 24, 2025 at 9:49 PM
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Day 105!

Predictive text is getting pretty good at figuring out what I'm going to say in the ALT texts.

GM from PAX Unplugged! @officialpax.bsky.social

@magic.wizards.com

#GoblinKing
Two panel cartoon where a character in a sweater asks the other one to 'blow their mind'. The other character responds by stating Goblin King isn't noble.
November 22, 2025 at 2:47 PM
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Played a demo of @cataclysmarcade.bsky.social at PAX. Amazing game, thank you Pete and @bdm.bsky.social.
Round 1 opponent. I'm in trouble, aren't I? Possum card.
November 21, 2025 at 4:49 PM
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Day 104!

I hear WotC has a booth at PAX Unplugged this year...👀

@magic.wizards.com

#GoblinKing
Mr. Goggins looks surprised and disappointed at the news that Goblin King isn't noble.
November 21, 2025 at 12:12 PM
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Lift things up, put them down.
Subject is in a gym machine that lets him do 45 degree back extensions. It shows his legs and feet.
November 21, 2025 at 12:33 AM
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Day 103!

Tomorrow is PAX Unplugged. Who am I seeing there?

@magic.wizards.com

#GoblinKing
A gentleman in a suit holds up his finger as he explains "The work is mysterious and important." Above his head it explains that it's me explaining to my family my obsession with Goblin King I mean, it's not really me. I have less hair and a killer beard.
November 20, 2025 at 8:11 PM
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Day 102!

ALT text is life.

Also, heh, this one just cracks me up. I do realize I should have changed it from 9 to 99, but hindsight is 20/20.

@magic.wizards.com

#GoblinKing
From Wolf of Wall Street - If you're in your twenties and your friends aren't talking about making Goblin King noble, it's time for new friends. Paraphrased. Find a NEW CIRCLE! GET IN THE RIGHT VENN DIAGRAM FRIEND'S GROUP. LIVE YOUR LIFE TO THE FULLEST!
November 19, 2025 at 1:39 PM
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Day 101!

When I got up this morning, I thought to myself, 'Self, a 100 days is a lot. Surely you can stop now.'

Heh. AS IF.

@magic.wizards.com

#GoblinKing
An artist is pictured, possibly tired or frustrated or overwhelmed. Maybe all 3. The text says it is an Inside look at a WotC developer when I post my daily missive.
November 18, 2025 at 2:52 PM
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Am I seeing what I think I'm seeing????
Custom Lego mini figs that look like Warhammer 40K Space Marines.
November 17, 2025 at 10:01 PM
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Day...(drumroll please)...100!

Between us I thought I'd forget to do this for a few days. But nope, STILL HERE. I DIDN'T HEAR NO BELL!

(or noble, so we continue)

@magic.wizards.com

#GoblinKing

(Special treat follows)
Rocky meme of the villain saying they must break their opponent. It's me. Thinking about WorC and Goblin King errata.
November 17, 2025 at 2:03 PM
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November 16, 2025 at 11:14 PM
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Day 99!

You know what comes next, don'tcha?
I don't have as much hair and won't comment on my mental health, but this is...uh...almost accurate. Lady wants man to go to see a mental health professional. Man denies he has any issues other than making Goblin King noble.
November 16, 2025 at 2:51 PM
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Day 98!

It's prerelease weekend, what card are y'all hoping to play with?

@magic.wizards.com

#GoblinKing
In my mind, this is what the celebration will look like when WotC agrees to errata Goblin King - mission control celebrating something unknown, but the joy in their faces is real.
November 15, 2025 at 12:48 PM
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Day 97!

Charles' path to happiness. Find what fulfills you and pursue it despite logic and chance for success.

@magic.wizards.com

#GoblinKing
Pie chart of what fulfills me and EVERYTHING IS GOBLIN KING MADE NOBLE.
November 14, 2025 at 1:37 PM
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If you see this, post bird.

Models: @thatgalcarolyn.bsky.social and @travism.bsky.social
Two happy individuals in a restaurant are celebrating someone's birthday by giving them the Philadelphia salute.
November 13, 2025 at 6:06 PM
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Day 96!

Heh. I think I may have gone too hard on the ALT text, but CAN'T STOP WON'T STOP.

@magic.wizards.com

#GoblinKing
Clown taking off make-up meme. As we remove the makeup, we enumerate the features of Goblin King yet remark that he is not noble. Who's the clown now? 🤡
November 13, 2025 at 2:49 PM
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Not me, mapping out booths I want to see at PAX Unplugged.
A map of some of the booths (top down view) for PAZ Unplugged.
November 12, 2025 at 8:34 PM
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Day 95!

I'm feeling peckish.

@magic.wizards.com

#GoblinKing
Me being sneaky looking for a snack. (A lion is stalking a happy monkey). The monkey is WotC, hoping I forgot to post today about making Goblin King noble.
November 12, 2025 at 1:07 PM
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Day 94!

Another one that made me chuckle. I really loved this movie.

@magiconline.bsky.social

(Sometimes we tag Magic Online just for variety and to remind them that I'm still here doing this thing)

#GoblinKing
Two characters from the best Star Wars movie are having a conversation. The obvious baddie asks Why do you insist on bothering WotC about Goblin King? The morally superior but previous baddie responds it is a peaceful life.
November 11, 2025 at 12:28 PM
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Day 93!

Here is what I hope is a welcome distraction.

@magic.wizards.com

#GoblinKing
Gandalf and Frodo are trying to read the one ring. It says Make Goblin King noble. Completely true and unedited from the movie.
November 10, 2025 at 4:02 PM
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I think a lot of holiday beers and adult beverages are largely...meh.

But this?

This is something that is *chef's kiss* perfection.
Bottle of Mad Elf beer by Troegs. Cherry and honey notes. Amazing. I wish you could taste this photo.
November 9, 2025 at 11:17 PM
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Day 92!

There are going to be some in this next set that I have no idea what the source concept was. This is one of those.

@magic.wizards.com

#GoblinKing
Weird guy that looks a little too much like me is pointing at his t-shirt that says Make Goblin King noble. It's a mostly pen drawing of a bald -ish dude with glasses and facial hair.
November 9, 2025 at 12:17 PM