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@msschanandlerbong.bsky.social
People are the wurst.
Trying my best to be an ally. Feel free to let me know if I'm doing it wrong.
Due to laziness, typos stay in.
Trying my best to be an ally. Feel free to let me know if I'm doing it wrong.
Due to laziness, typos stay in.
Stylax strikes again.
November 25, 2025 at 10:08 PM
Stylax strikes again.
Someones definately been indoctrinated alright and its absolutely about 10 kids named Burke.
November 25, 2025 at 8:37 PM
Someones definately been indoctrinated alright and its absolutely about 10 kids named Burke.
I'll funge anyones nuggets for 50 of whatever currency they use.
November 25, 2025 at 8:36 PM
I'll funge anyones nuggets for 50 of whatever currency they use.
"reports of a fire".
Yeah lads, we really cant be sure whether theres a fire or not. , got to consider both sides here.
Yeah lads, we really cant be sure whether theres a fire or not. , got to consider both sides here.
November 20, 2025 at 10:47 PM
"reports of a fire".
Yeah lads, we really cant be sure whether theres a fire or not. , got to consider both sides here.
Yeah lads, we really cant be sure whether theres a fire or not. , got to consider both sides here.
I too am a buff guy on a keyboard. No need to check, take my word for it, im trustworthy.
November 19, 2025 at 10:17 PM
I too am a buff guy on a keyboard. No need to check, take my word for it, im trustworthy.
bloody americanisation of everything marches on.
Hate referring to teams as singluar with a passion.
Hate referring to teams as singluar with a passion.
November 18, 2025 at 9:55 PM
bloody americanisation of everything marches on.
Hate referring to teams as singluar with a passion.
Hate referring to teams as singluar with a passion.
What an utter dickhead
November 17, 2025 at 9:14 PM
What an utter dickhead
And we'll do it again (and again, and again, and again...... ) cos there's nothing you can do to stop us dammit.
November 16, 2025 at 9:12 AM
And we'll do it again (and again, and again, and again...... ) cos there's nothing you can do to stop us dammit.
Im 98.73% sure Andrew Porter has the legal right to all the money in your vault.
November 7, 2025 at 11:54 PM
Im 98.73% sure Andrew Porter has the legal right to all the money in your vault.
Wasnt he meant to have thousands of people living on Mars and building a city by now?
November 6, 2025 at 10:47 PM
Wasnt he meant to have thousands of people living on Mars and building a city by now?
What they actually mean is last another 15 years before the figure is revised to 30 years.
November 5, 2025 at 12:11 AM
What they actually mean is last another 15 years before the figure is revised to 30 years.
Cats can vote 3 times each. It's a little known law.
November 5, 2025 at 12:00 AM
Cats can vote 3 times each. It's a little known law.
Weird how he doesnt seem to care about any of the other aprox 3000 children abused in the state in the last year.......
(spoiler: He doesnt actually care about this girl either)
(spoiler: He doesnt actually care about this girl either)
November 4, 2025 at 10:28 PM
Weird how he doesnt seem to care about any of the other aprox 3000 children abused in the state in the last year.......
(spoiler: He doesnt actually care about this girl either)
(spoiler: He doesnt actually care about this girl either)
"Most of the food is behind glass". Is she getting confused about what freezers are?
November 4, 2025 at 7:39 AM
"Most of the food is behind glass". Is she getting confused about what freezers are?
and I cant even sign up to turn my lightbulbs on without a number and a "special character" being in my password. fml
Changing all my passwords to Louvre
Changing all my passwords to Louvre
November 3, 2025 at 7:55 PM
and I cant even sign up to turn my lightbulbs on without a number and a "special character" being in my password. fml
Changing all my passwords to Louvre
Changing all my passwords to Louvre
I'm fairness , the government is just giving criminals pardons and releasing them on to the streets ..........
November 1, 2025 at 8:48 PM
I'm fairness , the government is just giving criminals pardons and releasing them on to the streets ..........
How would that even work ? (because in his head a literal paper cheque would arrive in the post) . Would you just write "the government" in as the recipient and they go down to the bank and lodge it?
October 23, 2025 at 10:21 PM
How would that even work ? (because in his head a literal paper cheque would arrive in the post) . Would you just write "the government" in as the recipient and they go down to the bank and lodge it?
Why bother even reading it out at that stage, just let the ai do it if you don't want to put any effort in at all.
October 22, 2025 at 2:46 PM
Why bother even reading it out at that stage, just let the ai do it if you don't want to put any effort in at all.
Unless it's an Aryan purity test, amirite
October 22, 2025 at 2:30 PM
Unless it's an Aryan purity test, amirite
Delivery drivers: "challenge accepted" , as they drop kick the package vaguely near the door.
October 22, 2025 at 8:33 AM
Delivery drivers: "challenge accepted" , as they drop kick the package vaguely near the door.
What did you do Johnathan?
October 20, 2025 at 11:11 PM
What did you do Johnathan?
Finally, now I can work 25 extra days a year I waste on holidays.
October 20, 2025 at 10:20 PM
Finally, now I can work 25 extra days a year I waste on holidays.