Thinking of that important moment in the gospel when Jesus said “Let the hunger of the poor punish their greed, but make sure the military gets paid because violence.”

It’s wild how many people KNOW they are going to heaven after reading a book that says “There is only one lawgiver and judge, he who is able to save and to destroy. But who are you to judge your neighbor?”

Them: Are you wearing the—

Camilla Cabello: The autopsy dress? Yeah. I am.

I wish Drag Race was like a Queen from different cities and we rooted for our home Queen in the big showdown

Sex is so funny, it’s like “come over so I can make your body leak”

Kendrick Lamar has 6’4” energy

RuPaul’s Arms Race

My affirmation for the day is wondering if younger-me would find now-me attractive and you know what? I think he would.

I’d love to work at home but my boss has decided it’s essential for me to know what each of my coworkers smells like

One thing I like about “believe women” is that if you aren’t a woman I don’t believe you