Also, how fat does a person have to be to believe humans can’t reach their genitalia in a supine position?

Fellow USMC vet and atheist, you need to expand your friend circle, brother.

Being in very dangerous situations where a wrong move spells death, even when I was Christian I never prayed to Jesus because I was 110% focused on getting out of the situation safely.

Gnostic occultist?

For anyone who needs it!

Oh sweetheart, no, no. They’re ALL already gay. At least in the Marine Corps.

I’m a Marine Corps veteran so I thought this meant: “No one gives a shit about your personal beliefs or personality when we fight together to not get shot.”

This took a wild turn from the initial post

Thank you! I will let Coconut know, too 🐈‍⬛

I’m sorry, 26? Not 36? 46? I wonder if they get the surgery for “the look” or to look younger, because surgeries for 50 year olds on a 20 year old make them look near 40.

Let’s hope the NSA is smarter than this.

We don’t have to pray. Notice it’s a book (IF it even exists) and not published in a peer-reviewed journal.

Satan is the good cop in this case!!

Bless Dave