Guilty as charged

Clearly, you should buy him a second one that he can take outside.

So Americans are paying the farmers for the business they didn't get. Socialism anyone?

Yeah, they're always pitching stuff to me after I bought it.

There's no way to claim it was confusing, or a split second decision, etc. You had tiiiiiime to know what you were doing, and chose, deep in your heart and soul to be evil.

If there were any spark of humanity within you, it would have had time to stop you. Your black heart is scoured bare.