mshowp.bsky.social
@mshowp.bsky.social
Cleaned a toilet, mowed a lawn, wore adult-sized gloves.
February 3, 2026 at 6:43 PM
Was a cook at Friendly's in college. The first time I went to a Crackerbarrel after starting the job, I looked at everyone's plate and said, "nearly everything on this table was from Sysco and microwaved."
February 2, 2026 at 4:58 PM
Sometimes when i'm down, I think to myself, "I just wanna slap-a the bass." A reference no one in my life will get, and I guess they're better for it.
January 30, 2026 at 4:56 PM
We Jam Econo

Not a Photograph, which has this amazing scene where Michael Azzerad is telling MoB's bassist's mom how influential they were to Nirvana and especially Kurt Cobain, and there's a fast cut right after she innocently asks what Kurt is doing now.
January 27, 2026 at 5:06 PM
He was Twitter Character for a Day when he posted that.
January 16, 2026 at 8:52 PM
January 16, 2026 at 8:08 PM
Assuming it's Bombadil Bicycles and will not be dissuaded from this belief.
January 15, 2026 at 3:22 PM
I remember when S-K had one of the coolest dang drummers in the game.
January 15, 2026 at 2:57 PM
Constantly miss Pareene's voice.
January 14, 2026 at 4:03 PM
We just introduced (new series of) Animaniacs to our Dogman-obsessed second grader. He loves it, though Pinky and the Brain is "just ok."
January 8, 2026 at 6:18 PM
Bol Bol
January 6, 2026 at 5:33 PM
National Scouting America just put out a statement basically saying, "that moron can take a hike. We're gonna keep helping kids, including military brats, became the ethical and moral leaders of tomorrow."
November 25, 2025 at 2:43 PM
Already a group that splintered off of Scouting America due to the policy of allowing LGBT Scouts called Trail Life, and those dopes align with that goal.
November 25, 2025 at 2:04 PM
Poking fun of names is of course low-hanging fruit, but a lawyer named Mr Lemons complaining about machinations is really really really funny.
November 24, 2025 at 6:38 PM
People are afraid of the GATEWAY TO GASTONIA?!?!
November 11, 2025 at 4:26 PM
It just builds and builds and then KONY2012 hits and I cannot breathe.
October 22, 2025 at 3:40 PM
It was and I miss it.
October 13, 2025 at 9:10 PM
The only thing better than full sized candy bar people is hot dog people. And the only thing better than hot dog people is fullsized candy bar AND hot dog people. The kids were so disappointed when they moved from the neighborhood.
October 13, 2025 at 9:02 PM
Man, does this mean I have to ditch The Roots?
October 1, 2025 at 12:54 PM
Where the heck is non-phonics focused reading education happening? Science of reading has been *the* early reading approach throughout the country for years now, and that's wholly built around the cogsci affirmation of phonics/PA-based approaches. Every major ELA program is built around it!
September 26, 2025 at 4:08 PM
is kat timpf also in gwar? that can't be a real name
September 22, 2025 at 8:58 PM
yolo county indeed
September 22, 2025 at 6:30 PM