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Ms.Fortunecookie
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Trying to make the world a better place by smashing the patriarchy and rescuing cats.
Wow… that cross around his neck and that behavior? You have to love christian nationalism. 😑
October 21, 2025 at 1:45 AM
Piss off mascara boy
June 20, 2025 at 6:33 PM
I’m of the opinion that we don’t need more satirical news stories - anything awful is believable these days. I mean, who had South Africa on your bingo card?!?!
February 3, 2025 at 8:18 PM
He was probably fearful it would burn.
January 20, 2025 at 7:49 PM
Alas… now elon is getting involved 💩😑
November 17, 2024 at 4:06 AM
Dude. Is it true you scrubbed your pro Harris presence?
November 16, 2024 at 8:00 PM
I suppose if they’re over 18 he’s not interested…
November 15, 2024 at 10:47 AM
I am still awaiting for him to pick Hannibal Lecter for secretary of agriculture, Steve Bannon for CIA, and Rudy for housing and urban development (that way he can find himself someplace to live)
November 15, 2024 at 10:40 AM
I keep waiting for him to put Hannibal Lecter on senior staff
November 15, 2024 at 10:26 AM
I keep waiting for him to put Hannibal Lecter into his cabinet.
November 15, 2024 at 10:25 AM
Hello back! And thank you! I’m here to smash the patriarchy and rescue cats!!!
November 13, 2024 at 5:09 PM
Msfortunecookie joined last night! Let’s get this party started!!!
November 12, 2024 at 12:26 AM