I need a gated property with lots of space and no people nearby I think

I just want to harvest calamansi in ~nothing~
Feel the wind in my nether regions, the Sun kissing my skin and breathe the fresh polluted air of Metro Manila. *Sighs.*

That's one thing I loved about Twitter. The shit posts was my bread and butter 😂

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I hope the universe grants you this boon 😗 ashtanga yogis. I swear.

Read somewhere that creativity and horny stuff live in the same area of the brain. But then again thinking is very different from execution.

All I know is serious yogis are some of the best people in bed. Huhu. Is2g hands down.

Reminding myself that it's not my job to manage other people's emotions. lol.

Thoughts? Prayers? Send it through Paypal: paypal.me/pseudoparamour

honestly, what a clusterfuck

and I'll do my best to reply ASAP.

I'll be out for a few days, problem-solving (as usual). I don't have the mental and emotional capacity to look after someone else or be sexy at the moment.

I usually say, "The show must go on," but not today. bitch. Not today.

I spent 9 years making a company rich. 9 years working as a Japanese KTV hostess. I'm not doing that again.