MSchulz Cartoons
LightNews LightNews
banner
mschulzcartoons.bsky.social
MSchulz Cartoons
@mschulzcartoons.bsky.social
98 followers 230 following 290 posts
Single-panel cartoon from a multi-channel buffoon.
Posts Replies Media Videos
mschulzcartoons.bsky.social
#cartoon #comic #humor #tedtalk #happyholidays #elf
This is a color single-panel cartoon signed by M. Schulz. In the foreground, an Elf on the Shelf figure stands on a blue stage-like surface with arms held out to the sides in a presenting gesture, palms up, wearing a red suit, white collar, white gloves, and a pointed red hat, smiling and facing forward. Behind him, mounted on a dark wall like a projection screen, is a framed black-and-white image showing another elf slumped sideways on a shelf, legs dangling, head tilted, and eyes half-open, with vertical lines behind it suggesting curtains or a backdrop. The caption at the bottom reads: “That’s when I finally asked: What version of myself was letting them put me on a shelf?”
December 14, 2025 at 7:13 PM
mschulzcartoons.bsky.social
#cartoon #comic #humor #santaclaus #happyholidays
This is a black and white single-panel cartoon signed by M. Schulz. A young man sits on an upholstered chair on the left, facing Santa Claus, who sits on the right wearing a traditional Santa hat, a fur-trimmed coat, and heavy boots. Santa Claus sits with one leg crossed over the other and gestures outward with his right hand, appearing to speak, while the young man sits with his hands folded over one knee and looks toward Santa Claus as he listens. Between them is a small round table holding a steaming mug, a glass of milk, and a plate of cookies. The caption at the bottom reads: “It actually started as, ‘OH OH OH!’ because I’m terrified of heights.”
December 13, 2025 at 3:50 PM
mschulzcartoons.bsky.social
#cartoon #comic #humor #whenyouwishuponastar
A single-panel cartoon signed by M. Schulz. Geppetto, wearing his nightcap, kneels barefoot on a bed. Next to him sits Figaro the cat. Both are looking out a large window showing a starry night sky with one bright star. Overlaid on the night sky just under the bright star is a white pop-up notification box that reads “This star uses cookies.” followed by an “Accept” button.​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​
December 1, 2025 at 4:40 AM
mschulzcartoons.bsky.social
#cartoon #comic #humor #thanksgiving
A single-panel cartoon signed by M. Schulz. The scene shows a dining table set for a holiday meal. In the center of the table, a large roasted turkey on a platter holds a microphone and is illuminated by a spotlight from above. Two diners sit at the table: on the left, a person in casual attire looks uncomfortable, and on the right, a partially visible person is eating. The table is laden with holiday dishes including bowls of vegetables, side dishes, plates, utensils, wine glasses, and salt and pepper shakers. Behind the left diner is a small side table with a water bottle. Decorative garland with leaves drapes along the front edge of the table. The caption reads: “So—funny story—my agent was all, ‘Kid, this gig is to die for.’“​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​
November 27, 2025 at 10:06 PM
mschulzcartoons.bsky.social
#cartoon #comic #humor #thanksgiving
A captionless single-panel cartoon signed by M. Schulz. The scene shows an ornate portrait-sitting setup with elaborate decorative elements including draped fabric, columns, a decorative shield with a compass symbol, and other baroque flourishes. Sitting in an ornamental chair is a large turkey with its tail feathers fully fanned out in a display. To the right, a small child dressed in Renaissance-era artist clothing—including a beret, tunic, and tights—stands at an easel holding a palette and brush. On the canvas is a simple stick-figure drawing of a turkey, showing just the basic outline of the bird with a few radiating lines suggesting tail feathers.​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​
November 26, 2025 at 4:52 PM
mschulzcartoons.bsky.social
Found another oldie.
#cartoon #comic #humor #thanksgiving #turkeys
This is a black and white single-panel cartoon by M. Schulz. At an airport security checkpoint, three turkeys are concealed together inside a belted overcoat, with their heads poking out through the collar and feathers sticking out from various seams of the coat. One turkey extends a wing toward the empty screening bins on the counter. A security agent stands opposite them with her hands on her hips, looking unimpressed. Behind the turkeys, a traveler with headphones watches with a startled expression, while another person further back removes a shoe near the conveyor belt. A sign overhead reads “ALL GATES.”
November 25, 2025 at 10:12 PM
mschulzcartoons.bsky.social
Introduce yourself with 4 spaceships.
November 25, 2025 at 5:46 AM
mschulzcartoons.bsky.social
Found an oldie.
#cartoon #comic #humor #thanksgiving
This is a black and white single-panel cartoon by M. Schulz. In a kitchen setting, a large turkey stands on the seat of a chair beside a round table, holding a small swinging pocket watch on a chain in one wing. A child sits at the table, looking wide-eyed at the turkey. An adult on the right pauses while typing on a laptop, hands held above the keyboard, while another adult in the background reacts with a surprised expression. The caption at the bottom reads: “You’re getting verrrrrrry vegan.”
November 24, 2025 at 12:51 PM
mschulzcartoons.bsky.social
#cartoon #comic #humor #fail 🤷🏻
A black-and-white single-panel cartoon by M Schulz shows two people standing side by side. On the left, a cheerful man leans forward, grinning and pointing enthusiastically as he tells a joke. On the right, a tired-looking woman stands with drooped shoulders, sipping from a cup and staring ahead with an unimpressed expression. The title above them reads, “John’s agricultural, dentist joke doesn’t land.” The caption below says, “‘Well,’ he said, ‘I suppose it’s because of this dang sorghum.’ … ‘This sorghum,’ he said.”
November 23, 2025 at 11:33 PM
mschulzcartoons.bsky.social
#cartoon #comic #humor #drama
This is a black and white single-panel cartoon signed by M. Schulz. A tall Grim Reaper figure in a dark hooded robe stands at the center, holding a large scythe upright in one hand while the other hand is raised to its mouth in a contemplative gesture. Around the figure, several people lie on the ground or stagger away with outstretched arms, appearing to react dramatically to its presence. The caption at the bottom reads: “Wait. Am I the drama?”
November 23, 2025 at 7:37 PM
mschulzcartoons.bsky.social
#cartoon #comic #humor #holidays
This is a color single-panel cartoon signed by M. Schulz. Three figures are seated tightly together in the backseat of a car, with the car’s window and interior frame visible behind them. On the left, the Headless Horseman sits wearing a dark coat and red cape, holding a carved jack-o’-lantern in one hand and a phone in the other. In the middle, a large turkey is squeezed between the other two passengers; its feathers are pushed upward and outward, its wings are pressed against their arms, and its eyes are narrowed with its beak slightly open. On the right, Santa Claus sits holding a phone in one gloved hand, his head tilted slightly and his mouth set in a straight line. There is no caption.
November 22, 2025 at 11:58 PM
mschulzcartoons.bsky.social
#cartoon #comic #humor #advice
This is a black and white single-panel cartoon by M. Schulz. Three firefighters in full gear surround a damaged car that has crashed into a large tree, with one firefighter kneeling near the crumpled front end and another leaning over the driver’s side window. A third firefighter stands near the back of the car. To the right, a man with a round belly, wearing a short-sleeved shirt and pants, stands watching the scene. The caption at the bottom reads: “Have you tried baking soda?”
November 20, 2025 at 1:27 AM
mschulzcartoons.bsky.social
#cartoon #comic #humor #spiritual
You’re right — “while speaking” is clearer and more direct. Here’s the revised version: This is a black and white single-panel cartoon by M. Schulz. A transparent ghost sits on a chair at a round table, leaning forward with its mouth open while speaking and one arm raised in a gesturing motion. Across from the ghost, a woman with curly hair and a ruffled-collar blouse sits back in her chair with one arm resting on the table and the other draped over the chair’s back. The caption at the bottom reads: “No, but I’m spiritual.”
November 19, 2025 at 12:49 AM
mschulzcartoons.bsky.social
#cartoon #comic #humor #cowboys
This is a black and white single-panel cartoon signed by M. Schulz. Two cowboys on horseback face each other on a dirt road in a small frontier-style town with mountains and trees in the background. Both wear wide-brimmed hats and vests, and their horses stand close together. Behind them is a wooden storefront with saloon-style doors and a large sign reading “37.85 Litre Hats.” The caption at the bottom reads: “I reckon we’ve crossed into Canada.”
November 18, 2025 at 1:36 PM
mschulzcartoons.bsky.social
#cartoon #comic #humor #email
This is a black and white single-panel cartoon by M. Schulz. A stone wishing well with a shingled roof stands at the center, its crank handle extended on the left and a rope hanging down into the well. On the ground to the right of the well is an open laptop, angled slightly upward. The caption at the bottom reads: “I hope this email finds you well.”
November 17, 2025 at 1:10 PM
mschulzcartoons.bsky.social
#cartoon #comic #comicsky #humor #plants
This is a black and white single-panel cartoon by M. Schulz. The living room is cluttered with scattered soil, wilted and dead houseplants on shelves, a counter, and the floor, while one large plant on the counter appears full and healthy. A sofa sits in the background, and a hanging planter is positioned near the window. A man wearing a bathrobe, T-shirt, patterned boxer shorts, and slippers stands facing the healthy plant, pointing a handgun toward it. The caption at the bottom reads: “Who do you work for?”
November 16, 2025 at 7:34 PM
mschulzcartoons.bsky.social
#cartoon #comic #humor #sunday
This is a color single-panel cartoon by M. Schulz. It shows a sandy beach with a single line of footprints beginning in the foreground and continuing toward distant low hills bordered by green vegetation beneath a bright blue sky. Soft waves in blended shades of blue and purple run along the left side of the shoreline. The caption at the bottom reads: “Child, the times when you saw only one set of footprints is when I peaced out ’cuz I thought you bitches were gonna nuke each other.”
November 16, 2025 at 1:12 PM
mschulzcartoons.bsky.social
#cartoon #comic #comicsky #humor #kids
This is a black and white single-panel cartoon by M. Schulz. On the left, a boy with spiky hair wearing overalls stands with one hand on his hip and the other arm slightly raised with his hand held out. On the right, a girl with pigtails in a ruffled top and short skirt stands in the same pose, one hand on her hip and the other arm slightly raised with her hand out. In the center, a boy in a T-shirt and pants also stands with one hand on his hip and the other arm slightly raised with his hand out, his eyes closed and mouth open as he speaks. The caption at the bottom reads: “Well, I’m a little Breville Barista Pro. Here is my steam wand and here is my price tag.”
November 15, 2025 at 6:47 PM
mschulzcartoons.bsky.social
#cartoon #comic #humor #aliens
This is a black and white single-panel cartoon by M. Schulz. At a long table draped with a cloth, four human officials in uniforms and suits sit behind microphones, with a tall alien standing at a podium bearing an emblem resembling the United Nations symbol. The alien has multiple eyestalks, several arms, and a wide, toothy grin. In the foreground, another alien with drooping facial features, a rounded body, and long, segmented legs sits on the edge of the stage near a large television camera. A banner along the front of the stage reads “WELCOME.” The caption at the bottom reads: “Woo-ee! I just flew in from Kepler-442b, and boy, are my xenovortic membranes tired!”
November 15, 2025 at 12:30 PM
mschulzcartoons.bsky.social
#cartoon #comic #humor #regrets
This is a black and white single-panel cartoon by M. Schulz. A person lies in a hospital bed, appearing weak and hooked up to an IV. Several family members stand or sit around the bed, including an adult holding a child’s hand, another person sitting on a stool, and two more standing nearby, all watching the patient. The caption at the bottom reads: “Children, my only regret is never finding that one perfect drawer organizer for the silverware.”
November 9, 2025 at 10:01 PM
mschulzcartoons.bsky.social
Seen in my lobby. I will forever have a gay NYU freshman’s sense of humor. 😌 I would have worn this as a T-shirt to Roxy.
November 9, 2025 at 2:09 PM
mschulzcartoons.bsky.social
#cartoon #comic #humor #love #dating
This is a black and white single-panel cartoon signed by M. Schulz. The drawing shows a crumpled piece of lined notebook paper with doodles of red hearts at the top. The handwritten note on the paper reads: “YOU’RE CUTE Did I happen to meet you 10 to 12 months after a serious relationship or like, 4 months into a fling you are sorta over anyway???” At the bottom of the note are two checkboxes labeled “YES” and “NO.”
November 8, 2025 at 3:10 PM
mschulzcartoons.bsky.social
#cartoon #comic #humor #doctor
This is a black and white single-panel cartoon by M. Schulz. A patient sits on an examination table in a medical office, wearing a hospital gown. On the wall behind him are typical medical instruments, including a blood pressure gauge, otoscope, and thermometer. A duck wearing a doctor’s white coat and a head mirror stands in the doorway with wings raised in a halting gesture. The caption at the bottom reads: “Before you even ask: Yes. I have heard it before.”
November 8, 2025 at 2:32 AM
mschulzcartoons.bsky.social
#cartoon #comic #humor #coffee
This is a black and white single-panel cartoon by M. Schulz. A person is seated at a laptop participating in a video call with four participants visible on the screen. Three of the participants are people with surprised or puzzled expressions, while the fourth square shows an image of a to-go coffee cup with a mustache and dark eye sockets in place of a face. The caption at the bottom reads: “THERE IS NO JASON, ONLY LATTE.”
November 7, 2025 at 12:34 PM
mschulzcartoons.bsky.social
#cartoon #comic #humor #nuts
This is a captionless black and white single-panel cartoon by M. Schulz. A group of squirrels gathers at the base of a large tree where two rectangular boards hang from the branches. Each board lists rows of letter codes that all resemble variations of the word “nuts,” each followed by sets of numbers. One squirrel sits in a hollow in the tree above a small bell, while several others on the ground hold papers and look upward, some gesturing animatedly toward the boards.
November 5, 2025 at 12:39 PM