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Uhh repost *poots* c'mon dudes lol
December 13, 2025 at 5:53 AM
Uhh repost *poots* c'mon dudes lol
Them calves will STOMP YOU.
December 13, 2025 at 5:03 AM
Them calves will STOMP YOU.
I can't wait for the Dysentery Fairy!
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December 13, 2025 at 4:58 AM
I can't wait for the Dysentery Fairy!
God I hope so
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December 13, 2025 at 4:13 AM
God I hope so
"Lord I, the Lordt Your Goddess asked you for the botox--and tithed for it too-- to get rid of my "wtf '11' glabulablablah lines and you got rid of my eyelids which made my whole goal of being Tammy Fay Bakker null for a total of 5K lord, *farts* sorry lord I forgot why Im here"
December 13, 2025 at 4:08 AM
"Lord I, the Lordt Your Goddess asked you for the botox--and tithed for it too-- to get rid of my "wtf '11' glabulablablah lines and you got rid of my eyelids which made my whole goal of being Tammy Fay Bakker null for a total of 5K lord, *farts* sorry lord I forgot why Im here"
Workin on it boss I promise
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December 13, 2025 at 4:04 AM
Workin on it boss I promise
I really have to stop eating paper😭
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December 13, 2025 at 4:01 AM
I really have to stop eating paper😭
Is this called "Blesbian" *has whole ass meltdown* I am so sorry I am not asking for your emotional or intellectual labor just melting down right here fuck
December 12, 2025 at 11:46 PM
Is this called "Blesbian" *has whole ass meltdown* I am so sorry I am not asking for your emotional or intellectual labor just melting down right here fuck
I got the reverse uno card for this; my ex is a transman but the 10 years I was with them they identified as a woman and then when I left they transitioned within 3 months and um
Can I just fart and make it make sense help :(
Can I just fart and make it make sense help :(
December 12, 2025 at 11:46 PM
I got the reverse uno card for this; my ex is a transman but the 10 years I was with them they identified as a woman and then when I left they transitioned within 3 months and um
Can I just fart and make it make sense help :(
Can I just fart and make it make sense help :(
That'd be my *checks notes* 876th time since its release, and like 800 of those times were in the theater so *does math*- YEP let's kick butt! 🍿
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December 12, 2025 at 10:31 PM
That'd be my *checks notes* 876th time since its release, and like 800 of those times were in the theater so *does math*- YEP let's kick butt! 🍿