Ms. Architeuthis
@msarchiteuthis.bsky.social
Marine toxicologist, ecotox, fmr NOAA, photographer, 4th Estate enthusiast.
Your friendly neighborhood climate Cassandra. Slightly feral. Big GenX energy.
Childless dog mom to Mako Sharkpup.
She/Her from Seatown.
🐾🦈💉🥥♏
Your friendly neighborhood climate Cassandra. Slightly feral. Big GenX energy.
Childless dog mom to Mako Sharkpup.
She/Her from Seatown.
🐾🦈💉🥥♏
They're trying so hard to crash the economy.
November 6, 2025 at 1:33 PM
They're trying so hard to crash the economy.
Republicans are in control of all branches of govt. They couldn't be bothered to show up to work today. They have their own state run propaganda machine and don't need help.
October 1, 2025 at 4:41 AM
Republicans are in control of all branches of govt. They couldn't be bothered to show up to work today. They have their own state run propaganda machine and don't need help.
The word MAHA sounds like bleating sheep because until we address the very dangerous risks of burning our entire planet to a crisp, you will never ever be able to organic food your way into any semblance of health. 3/
September 7, 2025 at 12:03 AM
The word MAHA sounds like bleating sheep because until we address the very dangerous risks of burning our entire planet to a crisp, you will never ever be able to organic food your way into any semblance of health. 3/
It's a joke if your water is full of persistent organic pollutants that hijack your endocrine system. I don't even have to bother addressing the ludicrous antivaccine propaganda. Your degraded cardiovascular system will barely stand a chance against influenza.
September 7, 2025 at 12:00 AM
It's a joke if your water is full of persistent organic pollutants that hijack your endocrine system. I don't even have to bother addressing the ludicrous antivaccine propaganda. Your degraded cardiovascular system will barely stand a chance against influenza.
After that reanimated hotdog spent hours lying to Congress about health, let's be really clear about something. MAHA is a useless waste of time if our air is so polluted that you'd be lucky to get away with *just* asthma. 1/
September 6, 2025 at 11:59 PM
After that reanimated hotdog spent hours lying to Congress about health, let's be really clear about something. MAHA is a useless waste of time if our air is so polluted that you'd be lucky to get away with *just* asthma. 1/
Here's the rest of the article, without me using emojis to hit character limits.
August 28, 2025 at 4:46 AM
Here's the rest of the article, without me using emojis to hit character limits.
Some of the dumbest shit ever. Agents took time to drive to a remote, active 🔥 & not only *not* help, but remove 🧑🚒? Fucking useless people.
🔥 started 🎆 7/6 & isn't expected to be contained til Oct, wrecking air quality & the Olympic peninsula. Intnl 🧑🚒 aren't coming due to unhinged border policies.
🔥 started 🎆 7/6 & isn't expected to be contained til Oct, wrecking air quality & the Olympic peninsula. Intnl 🧑🚒 aren't coming due to unhinged border policies.
August 28, 2025 at 4:43 AM
Some of the dumbest shit ever. Agents took time to drive to a remote, active 🔥 & not only *not* help, but remove 🧑🚒? Fucking useless people.
🔥 started 🎆 7/6 & isn't expected to be contained til Oct, wrecking air quality & the Olympic peninsula. Intnl 🧑🚒 aren't coming due to unhinged border policies.
🔥 started 🎆 7/6 & isn't expected to be contained til Oct, wrecking air quality & the Olympic peninsula. Intnl 🧑🚒 aren't coming due to unhinged border policies.
If you're in DC, look out for each other. Be safe. Be ungovernable.
August 11, 2025 at 4:35 AM
If you're in DC, look out for each other. Be safe. Be ungovernable.
When you have absolutely no idea that you're wildly out of your league.
August 6, 2025 at 1:23 AM
When you have absolutely no idea that you're wildly out of your league.
Something... something...work requirements.
July 23, 2025 at 5:24 AM
Something... something...work requirements.
Be sure to thank this regime for exposing you and your children to carcinogens in your soil and water, to petroleum particulates in your air, to microplastics, radiation, and asbestos, to bacterial and algal blooms in your lakes, the sour stench in the air and metallic tinges in your water. 1/
July 19, 2025 at 3:45 AM
Be sure to thank this regime for exposing you and your children to carcinogens in your soil and water, to petroleum particulates in your air, to microplastics, radiation, and asbestos, to bacterial and algal blooms in your lakes, the sour stench in the air and metallic tinges in your water. 1/
She scares the shit out of them.
July 10, 2025 at 11:14 PM
She scares the shit out of them.
For-profit domestic terrorism, paid for by our tax dollars.
July 7, 2025 at 1:12 AM
For-profit domestic terrorism, paid for by our tax dollars.
If not Gestapo, why Gestapo shaped?
July 6, 2025 at 1:47 PM
If not Gestapo, why Gestapo shaped?
Literally the most qualified.
July 5, 2025 at 3:29 PM
Literally the most qualified.
"A Prince, whose character is thus marked by every act which may define a Tyrant, is unfit to be the ruler of a free people."
-Declaration of Independence
Baby buns for brain balms. 🐰
-Declaration of Independence
Baby buns for brain balms. 🐰
July 4, 2025 at 9:52 PM
"A Prince, whose character is thus marked by every act which may define a Tyrant, is unfit to be the ruler of a free people."
-Declaration of Independence
Baby buns for brain balms. 🐰
-Declaration of Independence
Baby buns for brain balms. 🐰
From the same regime that is eliminating thimerosal (a vaccine preservative, known to not be a health risk), we bring you coal! A known source of toxic mercury.
June 30, 2025 at 11:52 PM
From the same regime that is eliminating thimerosal (a vaccine preservative, known to not be a health risk), we bring you coal! A known source of toxic mercury.
Someone please turn off the supreme court. I've had enough.
June 27, 2025 at 3:29 PM
Someone please turn off the supreme court. I've had enough.