Helen
@msaitch.bsky.social
Escaped to Scotland. Live by the sea. Very happy with a good book!
Soon they will have to write some new scripts that don't involve young women getting pregnant unexpectedly. Please #thearchers
January 30, 2026 at 7:18 PM
Soon they will have to write some new scripts that don't involve young women getting pregnant unexpectedly. Please #thearchers
I'll have whatever George is having for his miracle personality change.
January 28, 2026 at 7:09 PM
I'll have whatever George is having for his miracle personality change.
Don't go in the dairy it won't end well #thearchers
January 26, 2026 at 7:08 PM
Don't go in the dairy it won't end well #thearchers
And what's with this complete overnight and I might add completely unbelievable change of personality #thearchers
January 12, 2026 at 7:17 PM
And what's with this complete overnight and I might add completely unbelievable change of personality #thearchers
He needs to speak to Clarrie and Susan very urgently about exploitation. #thearchers
January 12, 2026 at 7:08 PM
He needs to speak to Clarrie and Susan very urgently about exploitation. #thearchers
I can never quite decide who is the worst parent Ruth or Hellen #thearchers
January 6, 2026 at 7:32 PM
I can never quite decide who is the worst parent Ruth or Hellen #thearchers
Pritti Patel absolutely furious that she isn't giving the response #ministerialstatement #badenoch
January 5, 2026 at 6:31 PM
Pritti Patel absolutely furious that she isn't giving the response #ministerialstatement #badenoch
I suspect that I am going to get very bored with this everyone is a suspect whodunnit storyline and very soon. #thearchers
January 4, 2026 at 7:29 PM
I suspect that I am going to get very bored with this everyone is a suspect whodunnit storyline and very soon. #thearchers
Hooray for family therapy! #thearchers
December 29, 2025 at 7:50 PM
Hooray for family therapy! #thearchers
And I would like Hellen to talk me through the festive range of yoghurts. Mincemeat, pigs in blanket yogurt anyone? #thearchers
December 16, 2025 at 7:20 PM
And I would like Hellen to talk me through the festive range of yoghurts. Mincemeat, pigs in blanket yogurt anyone? #thearchers
Also has George never seen It's a Beautiful Life? #thearchers
December 4, 2025 at 7:16 PM
Also has George never seen It's a Beautiful Life? #thearchers
Alert 🚨 chainsaw massacre on the way #thearchers
December 4, 2025 at 7:12 PM
Alert 🚨 chainsaw massacre on the way #thearchers
I really want them to be asked what do they want instead of the BBC? And here we go with the anti trans stuff, liberal metropolitan elites, woke agendas! #parliament
November 11, 2025 at 6:32 PM
I really want them to be asked what do they want instead of the BBC? And here we go with the anti trans stuff, liberal metropolitan elites, woke agendas! #parliament
Enough Esme we didn't know who he was until a fortnight ago. #thearchers
November 6, 2025 at 7:14 PM
Enough Esme we didn't know who he was until a fortnight ago. #thearchers
It's very similar to an episode of East Enders. Bit happy. #thearchers
October 5, 2025 at 6:22 PM
It's very similar to an episode of East Enders. Bit happy. #thearchers
And here we are. His entire family has forgotten that his abusive stepfather who his mother tried to kill was a cricketer. #thearchers
August 25, 2025 at 6:23 PM
And here we are. His entire family has forgotten that his abusive stepfather who his mother tried to kill was a cricketer. #thearchers
I blame Hellen for not getting decent psychotherapy for Henry way back! #thearchers
August 24, 2025 at 6:15 PM
I blame Hellen for not getting decent psychotherapy for Henry way back! #thearchers