Alex Woytcke
@mrwhitekey.bsky.social
Alex Woytcke • /A-liks WYT-kee/ • He/Him • noun 1: Filmmaker 2: Artist 3: Nerd
Arguing with random strangers online day in and day out is incredibly sad and pathetic
December 8, 2025 at 8:36 PM
Arguing with random strangers online day in and day out is incredibly sad and pathetic
I am of the opinion that most friendship drama can all be solved by a weekly bowling night
December 6, 2025 at 2:20 AM
I am of the opinion that most friendship drama can all be solved by a weekly bowling night
Everyone: “You need to watch ___insert show here___ ! You’ll love it!
Me: “I’ll have to get on it!”
Also Me: *Continues King of the Hill binge*
Me: “I’ll have to get on it!”
Also Me: *Continues King of the Hill binge*
November 30, 2025 at 2:39 AM
Everyone: “You need to watch ___insert show here___ ! You’ll love it!
Me: “I’ll have to get on it!”
Also Me: *Continues King of the Hill binge*
Me: “I’ll have to get on it!”
Also Me: *Continues King of the Hill binge*
It’s a stone Luigi, you didn’t make it
October 15, 2025 at 5:52 AM
It’s a stone Luigi, you didn’t make it
Reposted by Alex Woytcke
You are in fact seeing this correctly. Our feature presentation this week is none other than Super Mario Bros!
#podcast #moviepodcast #twodudes #ourfeaturepresentation #supermariobros #bobhoskins #johnleguizamo
#podcast #moviepodcast #twodudes #ourfeaturepresentation #supermariobros #bobhoskins #johnleguizamo
June 20, 2025 at 3:33 AM
You are in fact seeing this correctly. Our feature presentation this week is none other than Super Mario Bros!
#podcast #moviepodcast #twodudes #ourfeaturepresentation #supermariobros #bobhoskins #johnleguizamo
#podcast #moviepodcast #twodudes #ourfeaturepresentation #supermariobros #bobhoskins #johnleguizamo
Let’s see a disc release
‘BARBARIAN’ is now streaming on Netflix.
See which other movies just got added to Netflix: bit.ly/JuneFlix25
See which other movies just got added to Netflix: bit.ly/JuneFlix25
June 4, 2025 at 2:36 AM
Let’s see a disc release
It feels good to get out and start filming and editing again. Making moves to the life I wanna achieve. Practice makes perfect.
May 12, 2025 at 11:20 PM
It feels good to get out and start filming and editing again. Making moves to the life I wanna achieve. Practice makes perfect.
I made a joke about the Pope dying on Easter to my family, and then he died a day later on my birthday. Okay, I get it, I won’t joke about death anymore.
April 23, 2025 at 12:17 AM
I made a joke about the Pope dying on Easter to my family, and then he died a day later on my birthday. Okay, I get it, I won’t joke about death anymore.
Everyone around me is having kids and here I am just trying to keep it together
April 19, 2025 at 1:49 PM
Everyone around me is having kids and here I am just trying to keep it together
Reposted by Alex Woytcke
‘COYOTE VS ACME’ has been officially saved by Ketchup Entertainment, who bought the film for $50M
They plan to give the film a worldwide theatrical release in 2026.
They plan to give the film a worldwide theatrical release in 2026.
March 31, 2025 at 2:53 PM
‘COYOTE VS ACME’ has been officially saved by Ketchup Entertainment, who bought the film for $50M
They plan to give the film a worldwide theatrical release in 2026.
They plan to give the film a worldwide theatrical release in 2026.
I finally deleted the Twitter app off my phone. It was a long time coming but was needed. You can find me on here or Instagram/Facebook.
March 30, 2025 at 1:37 PM
I finally deleted the Twitter app off my phone. It was a long time coming but was needed. You can find me on here or Instagram/Facebook.
I miss the desert
February 6, 2025 at 12:48 AM
I miss the desert
Revolution is inevitable
January 24, 2025 at 12:34 AM
Revolution is inevitable
Fuck Elon Musk
Fuck Donald Trump
Fuck Donald Trump
November 20, 2024 at 12:53 PM
Fuck Elon Musk
Fuck Donald Trump
Fuck Donald Trump