Mr Vivek B
@mrvivekb.bsky.social
So many boxes. GenX. Current Triathlete. Father. Husband. Healthcare consulting business owner. MBE. 💙
Appropriate gif is appropriate
June 6, 2025 at 3:42 PM
Appropriate gif is appropriate
March 27, 2025 at 3:43 PM
Getting up at 5am so I can coffee + electrolytes=pre race poop then leave by 6:25am for the Oakland half marathon sucked but is worth it #running #triathlon
March 23, 2025 at 12:51 PM
Getting up at 5am so I can coffee + electrolytes=pre race poop then leave by 6:25am for the Oakland half marathon sucked but is worth it #running #triathlon
What a bloodbath in the markets today. Appropriate meme is appropriate.
March 11, 2025 at 3:41 AM
What a bloodbath in the markets today. Appropriate meme is appropriate.
I'm doing the #OaklandRunningFestival in 2 weeks and the Napa #triathlon in 4. One of you do this, I'll buy you drinks all night long after at the bar of your choice.
#running
#running
March 9, 2025 at 3:42 PM
I'm doing the #OaklandRunningFestival in 2 weeks and the Napa #triathlon in 4. One of you do this, I'll buy you drinks all night long after at the bar of your choice.
#running
#running
Hats off for the creativity
March 8, 2025 at 2:41 PM
Hats off for the creativity
Smh If your idea of winning is making other people feel pain you are not a good person. Got 1K upvotes too
February 23, 2025 at 5:05 PM
Smh If your idea of winning is making other people feel pain you are not a good person. Got 1K upvotes too
I think football is boring af but Ofc I turned on the halftime show cuz #KendrickLamar.#kdot nailed it too
February 10, 2025 at 3:06 AM
I think football is boring af but Ofc I turned on the halftime show cuz #KendrickLamar.#kdot nailed it too
New #Tesla Model SS leaked on Reddit with one person predicting it'll be truly superior in all races #ShitPost #funny #humor #STFUElonMyTeslaResaleIsZero
February 3, 2025 at 12:35 AM
New #Tesla Model SS leaked on Reddit with one person predicting it'll be truly superior in all races #ShitPost #funny #humor #STFUElonMyTeslaResaleIsZero
ProTip: if you run 10K then take your FIL to lunch unprompted the day before his late wife's birthday to cheer him up, your spouse can't get upset if you pick his favorite Indian food place that you love but it gives you DEATH farts.
trust me, DEATH farts.
#running #triathlon
trust me, DEATH farts.
#running #triathlon
February 2, 2025 at 9:27 PM
ProTip: if you run 10K then take your FIL to lunch unprompted the day before his late wife's birthday to cheer him up, your spouse can't get upset if you pick his favorite Indian food place that you love but it gives you DEATH farts.
trust me, DEATH farts.
#running #triathlon
trust me, DEATH farts.
#running #triathlon
Half Ironman training waits for no man. I AM NO MA-wait damnit I guess I better get my ass out to the track and run intervals before work
#running #triathlon
#running #triathlon
January 28, 2025 at 4:38 PM
Half Ironman training waits for no man. I AM NO MA-wait damnit I guess I better get my ass out to the track and run intervals before work
#running #triathlon
#running #triathlon
Whomever came up with this nailed it.
January 25, 2025 at 7:03 PM
Whomever came up with this nailed it.
first #openwaterswim of the year, at least the water was 9° warmer than the air. #ironman training in full effect #triathlon
January 19, 2025 at 8:20 PM
first #openwaterswim of the year, at least the water was 9° warmer than the air. #ironman training in full effect #triathlon
January 19, 2025 at 3:43 AM
My 23 year old gave me a SuperV henna tattoo in advance of my first 2025 #triathlon. It'll be that extra motivation!
January 17, 2025 at 5:25 PM
My 23 year old gave me a SuperV henna tattoo in advance of my first 2025 #triathlon. It'll be that extra motivation!
First we picked up #Twitter folks, now #instagram and #facebook refugees. Thank goodness this non hate filled place exists.
January 11, 2025 at 2:58 PM
First we picked up #Twitter folks, now #instagram and #facebook refugees. Thank goodness this non hate filled place exists.
Happy "Hope you bought stock in VPN companies cuz PornHub blocking access in these states as of midnight" day :-)
January 1, 2025 at 3:53 AM
Happy "Hope you bought stock in VPN companies cuz PornHub blocking access in these states as of midnight" day :-)
December 25, 2024 at 8:57 PM
#PresidentMusk has done a great job putting Trump in a timeout when he was misbehaving
December 20, 2024 at 12:20 AM
#PresidentMusk has done a great job putting Trump in a timeout when he was misbehaving
it’s bad enough that #Garmin mocks me for being unproductive, now the #Strava AI is calling me slow too.
#running #triathlon
#running #triathlon
December 6, 2024 at 5:57 PM
it’s bad enough that #Garmin mocks me for being unproductive, now the #Strava AI is calling me slow too.
#running #triathlon
#running #triathlon
But...you didn't. Blue held to a microscope Red allowed to run rampant. Washington Post you lost my trust. I'll consider AFTER I see you investigate and hold Red accountable. At all levels.
December 4, 2024 at 11:16 PM
But...you didn't. Blue held to a microscope Red allowed to run rampant. Washington Post you lost my trust. I'll consider AFTER I see you investigate and hold Red accountable. At all levels.
Now imagine #triathletes #swimming in open water sub 60°, gotta get chest deep then bob while opening the neck of your wetsuit. Then SCREAMING at your poor decisions in life.
#triathlon #ows #openwater
#triathlon #ows #openwater
November 29, 2024 at 3:21 PM
Now imagine #triathletes #swimming in open water sub 60°, gotta get chest deep then bob while opening the neck of your wetsuit. Then SCREAMING at your poor decisions in life.
#triathlon #ows #openwater
#triathlon #ows #openwater
Today I did the #Oakland #TurkeyTrot 5K then decided to skip the meat and have a vegetarian dinner. No alcohol until I get back to the #triathlon shape I was 5 months ago, 14% bodyfat. 40 year old me would be shocked but 28 year old me would say "good man!"
November 28, 2024 at 9:51 PM
Today I did the #Oakland #TurkeyTrot 5K then decided to skip the meat and have a vegetarian dinner. No alcohol until I get back to the #triathlon shape I was 5 months ago, 14% bodyfat. 40 year old me would be shocked but 28 year old me would say "good man!"
Fun on travel when you're #GenX
20s: Check out dive bars and drink too much
30s: Check out cocktail bars and drink too much
40s: Check out wineries and drink too much
50s: Check out 10K runs cuz more than 2 drinks now hurts too much
20s: Check out dive bars and drink too much
30s: Check out cocktail bars and drink too much
40s: Check out wineries and drink too much
50s: Check out 10K runs cuz more than 2 drinks now hurts too much
November 24, 2024 at 4:30 AM
Fun on travel when you're #GenX
20s: Check out dive bars and drink too much
30s: Check out cocktail bars and drink too much
40s: Check out wineries and drink too much
50s: Check out 10K runs cuz more than 2 drinks now hurts too much
20s: Check out dive bars and drink too much
30s: Check out cocktail bars and drink too much
40s: Check out wineries and drink too much
50s: Check out 10K runs cuz more than 2 drinks now hurts too much