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Mark Touw
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My mom says I’m cool
Just love the Conservative mindset of the new millennium: everything bad that happens is someone else’s fault.
December 14, 2025 at 7:40 PM
This is how I picture it
December 13, 2025 at 5:02 PM
So…trafficking humans is bad?
December 11, 2025 at 6:44 PM
Has Indiana considered giving him a Peace Prize? Just throwing it out there.
December 11, 2025 at 6:08 PM
That’s how you pad your stats, kids!
December 10, 2025 at 9:33 PM
Holding my breath until we get a strong condemnation of this by her. 🙄
December 10, 2025 at 5:37 PM
This guy??
December 10, 2025 at 1:52 AM
Not only pricing, but the whole process of purchasing items. Big special boy just wants things and they magically arrive. Planes, Big Macs, porn stars, etc. The guy who campaigned on “only I can fix it” would have no idea how to change a light bulb or even extract a new one from a box.
December 9, 2025 at 6:11 PM
I thought you had the hottest economy in the world.
December 8, 2025 at 6:44 PM
Honest question: how does that compare with other provinces?
December 7, 2025 at 5:40 PM
But…isn’t that literally part of your job??
December 7, 2025 at 2:18 PM
Earth 2 is having quite a day.
December 5, 2025 at 4:57 PM
These two geniuses are alive at the same time yet there are still so many unsolved crimes out there. Baffling.
December 4, 2025 at 7:51 PM
Real “Napoleon sticking it to Snowball” vibes in this meeting.
December 2, 2025 at 7:46 PM
Comforting to know the Secretary of War can’t keep it together enough to confirm how many dangerous narco-terrorists were wiped out on some out-board fishing boat that wasn’t firing back.
December 2, 2025 at 7:18 PM
What’s the over/under on when he drops the N word in public? You know it’s coming
December 2, 2025 at 7:07 PM
Is…that for real?? What’s happening?
November 28, 2025 at 11:48 PM
Enough time for 3 new scandals by my mathing.
November 16, 2025 at 7:51 PM
November 16, 2025 at 3:00 PM
November 15, 2025 at 4:24 PM
A Trump didn’t quality on merit but gets a special exemption…shocking.
November 13, 2025 at 10:39 PM
To be fair..it can be difficult to determine which felonious predator to believe in situations like these.
November 13, 2025 at 8:34 PM
Seems like a great time to increase speed limits!
November 9, 2025 at 7:58 PM
Probably spent an hour looking for his heart then the rest on finding a brain
November 8, 2025 at 5:56 PM