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Dan Long
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Poundshop rockabilly. He/Him.
There’s loads to keep you going - you’ll jump, you’ll laugh, you’ll cry and you’ll probably look at me in an ‘oh dear, your poor brain’ kinda way.

Anyway, jump on in to The Quick And The Dread - and whatever you do, remember to stay DREADFUL…

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The Quick And The Dread | Dan Long | Substack
Tall tales told trippingly. Click to read The Quick And The Dread, by Dan Long, a Substack publication. Launched 2 years ago.
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November 30, 2025 at 12:35 PM
November 30, 2025 at 12:35 PM
This is my last new written story for a while - the 27th to drop into my anthology of weird words. It was based on an idea I had had for a while - ‘what if Carrie and Buffy, but more horrible?’ which I realise isn’t a proper sentence but who has time to think in those nowadays?
November 30, 2025 at 12:35 PM
Thanks so much for all the love and support - every like, share and read means the world to me I promise.

So thank you, always - and here’s to remaining DREADFUL forever 🖤
November 22, 2025 at 12:45 PM
Production powerhouse @kgalaxia.bsky.social is in the chair for making this story sound so awesome - so huge thanks to them!
 
Also, if you fancy checking out other drops from The Quick And The Dread, you can find it all over at danlong.substack.com
November 22, 2025 at 12:45 PM
This is the latest tall tale to join my growing anthology at danlong.substack.com

As well as weird short stories in The Quick And The Dread, there are also some wonderful little EARWORMS audiobooks too, read by my fantastic friends - with two more of them set to drop before the end of the year...
November 15, 2025 at 1:45 PM
This new horror joins my anthology of weird words at danlong.substack.com

And alongside the written stories, you can find a load of audiobooks too - EARWORMS in fact - where my tall tales are read aloud by some incredibly talented friends.

Thank you for reading and remember: STAY DREADFUL!
November 8, 2025 at 10:25 AM
Finally, I just want to say that all likes and shares are hugely appreciated - and it means the world that you enjoy(!?) the strange little stories that come from my brain.

Thank you, always - and here’s to remaining DREADFUL 🖤
November 2, 2025 at 2:29 PM
November 2, 2025 at 2:29 PM
Production on this audio story is by the amazing @kgalaxia.bsky.social who is an always integral part of TEAM EARWORMS!
 
And if you fancy checking out anything else from The Quick And The Dread, you can find lots of tall tales at danlong.substack.com
November 2, 2025 at 2:29 PM
You smashed it. It’s a tough ask voicing the conversations between a human and - well - whatever Zeb might be 👀 You made me get lost in the world again and I kinda forgot I even wrote it haha! Thank you so much for such a fab gift - and now I can’t wait until The Night Above Christmas 🎄🧑‍🚀🎄
October 30, 2025 at 11:58 PM