Mrs PJ Haverstock
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Mrs PJ Haverstock
@mrspjhaverstock.bsky.social
She/her. Professional Milf & smut peddler. Horror, sci-fi, books, films, cats, gardening. General nerdery. Likes to post interesting/artsy pics. Ally.

https://linktr.ee/MrsPJHaverstock
Very autumnal, very demure.
I’m off to the festivities!!
🦃🦃🦃
November 27, 2025 at 6:59 PM
Get you a lady But also
who can do this. this!
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November 27, 2025 at 3:49 PM
Aaaaannnddd… for my turnip stans, the final result! Milk, butter, thyme, salt, whipped to perfection!
November 25, 2025 at 10:19 PM
Most weeks it’s titty Tuesday, but this week you’re in for a special treat… turnip Tuesday!! They’re big, heavy, and round…

#Thanksgiving
#ScratchCook
#LuckyYou
November 25, 2025 at 8:51 PM
Cranberry sauce fresh off the stovetop! I REALLY recommend making your own! It’s best made a few days ahead, and is super easy. Plus, it’s so good & fresh tasting, and is nothing like the weird jellied stuff from the can. (And ppl will be impressed!)

#Thanksgiving
#DetailsInComments
November 24, 2025 at 9:41 PM
They’re hard to contain!
November 23, 2025 at 9:10 PM
Oooh… look what you caught on #FishnetFriday !!
(Or did I catch you…)
November 21, 2025 at 3:49 PM
STOP. This is a selfie checkpoint. You must repost with a cute selfie to proceed📸
November 21, 2025 at 12:19 AM
#ThrowbackThursday

What’s your favorite old school video game? Mine’s probably Super Metroid…
November 20, 2025 at 4:12 PM
Tormund sits on this patio chair on the porch every day. But, bring it inside to put away for the season, and it’s a WHOLE NEW CHAIR. Major inspection going on over here…
November 19, 2025 at 5:08 PM
Hello on this chilly morning… let’s get cozy! (Also, you should zoom in on my panties - they have a mushroom print & are super cute! 🍄🍄🍄)
November 18, 2025 at 4:30 PM
November 17, 2025 at 2:46 PM
All my videos are included with an OF subscription, but if that’s not your thing, you can also purchase individual videos from my clip store on LoyalFans! LOTS of fun ones to choose from… 😏

www.loyalfans.com/store
November 16, 2025 at 5:30 PM
A friend just sent me a little care package with cookies & macadamia nuts from Hawaii, and one of his hockey jerseys! Now excuse me, his nuts are about to be in my mouth… 😉

#ThankYou
#GoBurninators
November 15, 2025 at 8:52 PM
Just chilling in my solarium…

#StardewValley
#PlantMom
#Cozy
November 15, 2025 at 7:00 PM
In the mood for breakfast??
November 15, 2025 at 4:58 PM
I think the skyline needs some more cuteness! This is one of my favorite foster kitten photos that I’ve taken… she is just so quintessentially kitten!!

#Kitten
#FosterKitten
#AdoptDontShop
#ToeBeans
November 14, 2025 at 11:11 PM
Good morning ☀️☀️☀️
November 14, 2025 at 3:09 PM
I’ve always liked this one (Issey Miyake) too, and I believe it’s fairly easy to find!
November 11, 2025 at 8:57 PM
Face + scent

Like afternoon tea with your favorite, slightly sexy, librarian…
November 11, 2025 at 2:27 AM
I love good lighting and a good corset 🥰💖💖
November 10, 2025 at 9:39 PM
I DON’T USE AI!

It’s inauthentic, looks like crap, and is super bad for the environment. My pics and videos are always me, never AI generated… not here, and certainly not on my fan pages.

#Authentic
#NoAISlop
#FlawsAndAll
November 8, 2025 at 10:55 PM
Describe your cat’s personality with one photo…
November 8, 2025 at 3:17 PM
Rise and shine skeethearts! ☀️
November 8, 2025 at 3:13 PM
FINALLY got to see this about a week ago, and it was so good! Very creepy and weird, with some unexpected humor also. If you liked Barbarian or Longlegs, you’ll like this one… and try not to read anything about it before you watch!

#HorrorFilms
#FilmSky
November 7, 2025 at 8:51 PM