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Mrs PJ Haverstock
@mrspjhaverstock.bsky.social
15K followers 460 following 7.9K posts
She/her. Professional Milf & smut peddler. Horror, sci-fi, books, films, cats, gardening. General nerdery. Likes to post interesting/artsy pics. Ally.

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Very autumnal, very demure.
I’m off to the festivities!!
🦃🦃🦃
Mrs PJ, wearing a blue and purple plaid dress, with a grey cardigan sweater. Her hair is loose and wavy, and she has on light makeup.
November 27, 2025 at 6:59 PM
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Get you a lady But also
who can do this. this!
⬇️⬇️⬇️ ⬇️⬇️⬇️
Mrs H standing by a sunny window in a dark purple corset, with her arms up over her head adjusting her hair. A spice Bundt cake with white icing, and a pumpkin pie.
November 27, 2025 at 3:49 PM
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Aaaaannnddd… for my turnip stans, the final result! Milk, butter, thyme, salt, whipped to perfection!
A dish of creamy, yellow, whipped turnip.
November 25, 2025 at 10:19 PM
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Most weeks it’s titty Tuesday, but this week you’re in for a special treat… turnip Tuesday!! They’re big, heavy, and round…

#Thanksgiving
#ScratchCook
#LuckyYou
A half peeled turnip - it’s large and round, with a rough brown peel and a smooth, buttery yellow inside. A pot full of chunks of peeled yellow turnip, and a sprig of thyme.
November 25, 2025 at 8:51 PM
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Cranberry sauce fresh off the stovetop! I REALLY recommend making your own! It’s best made a few days ahead, and is super easy. Plus, it’s so good & fresh tasting, and is nothing like the weird jellied stuff from the can. (And ppl will be impressed!)

#Thanksgiving
#DetailsInComments
A glass Pyrex bowl filled with ruby red cranberry sauce.
November 24, 2025 at 9:41 PM
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They’re hard to contain!
PJ standing in her kitchen in a black sports bra. Same picture, but boobs are out!
November 23, 2025 at 9:10 PM
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Oooh… look what you caught on #FishnetFriday !!
(Or did I catch you…)
PJ sitting on her bed in a vibrant, rainbow colored, fishnet bodysuit. Her hair is loose and wavy, and she has a big smile.
November 21, 2025 at 3:49 PM
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STOP. This is a selfie checkpoint. You must repost with a cute selfie to proceed📸
Mrs H smiling and looking at the camera with a warm expression.
November 21, 2025 at 12:19 AM
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#ThrowbackThursday

What’s your favorite old school video game? Mine’s probably Super Metroid…
PJ wearing a blue and pink underwear set with a video game theme, the sports bra looks like a controller. She’s standing in front of a brick wall with her arms over her head.
November 20, 2025 at 4:12 PM
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Tormund sits on this patio chair on the porch every day. But, bring it inside to put away for the season, and it’s a WHOLE NEW CHAIR. Major inspection going on over here…
A chubby orange cat sitting on a blue and white patio chair.
November 19, 2025 at 5:08 PM
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Hello on this chilly morning… let’s get cozy! (Also, you should zoom in on my panties - they have a mushroom print & are super cute! 🍄🍄🍄)
PJ standing next to a window, wearing a fuzzy grey cardigan that’s open to reveal her tummy and cleavage, and cute black panties with a mushroom print.
November 18, 2025 at 4:30 PM
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#MonochromeMonday
But make it a little artsy…

#BlackAndWhite
#ArtPhotography
#ArtsySmut
A black and white photo of PJ gazing out a window… she’s looking away from the camera, but her face is visible as a reflection on the window pane.
November 17, 2025 at 2:46 PM
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All my videos are included with an OF subscription, but if that’s not your thing, you can also purchase individual videos from my clip store on LoyalFans! LOTS of fun ones to choose from… 😏

www.loyalfans.com/store
Mrs PJ, topless in the sunlight and smiling down at you with her hair over one shoulder.
November 16, 2025 at 5:30 PM
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A friend just sent me a little care package with cookies & macadamia nuts from Hawaii, and one of his hockey jerseys! Now excuse me, his nuts are about to be in my mouth… 😉

#ThankYou
#GoBurninators
A black and orange hockey jersey with a tin of cookies and a box of chocolate covered macadamia nuts.
November 15, 2025 at 8:52 PM
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Just chilling in my solarium…

#StardewValley
#PlantMom
#Cozy
A room in Stardew Valley with bookshelves, easy chairs, and lots of plants.
November 15, 2025 at 7:00 PM
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In the mood for breakfast??
Mrs PJ sitting on a small table in her kitchen. She’s wearing a teal green silk robe that’s open to reveal her tummy and cleavage.
November 15, 2025 at 4:58 PM
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I think the skyline needs some more cuteness! This is one of my favorite foster kitten photos that I’ve taken… she is just so quintessentially kitten!!

#Kitten
#FosterKitten
#AdoptDontShop
#ToeBeans
A very sweet looking grey tabby kitten is sleeping by a window. You can see her white boots and pink toe beans.
November 14, 2025 at 11:11 PM
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Good morning ☀️☀️☀️
Mrs PJ in the sunlight in a lacy white bra, with her hair up in a bun.
November 14, 2025 at 3:09 PM
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I’ve always liked this one (Issey Miyake) too, and I believe it’s fairly easy to find!
Issey Miyake perfume
November 11, 2025 at 8:57 PM
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Face + scent

Like afternoon tea with your favorite, slightly sexy, librarian…
PJ looking into the distance with a slight smile, her hair is long and wavy, and spilling over one shoulder. A bottle of “Dear Polly” perfume by Vilhelm.
November 11, 2025 at 2:27 AM
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I love good lighting and a good corset 🥰💖💖
Mrs PJ in profile, wearing a blush colored corset. The entire pic is in soft sepia tones.
November 10, 2025 at 9:39 PM
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I DON’T USE AI!

It’s inauthentic, looks like crap, and is super bad for the environment. My pics and videos are always me, never AI generated… not here, and certainly not on my fan pages.

#Authentic
#NoAISlop
#FlawsAndAll
Mrs H standing nude in her bedroom with her hair up in a bun, in soft natural light.
November 8, 2025 at 10:55 PM
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Describe your cat’s personality with one photo…
A wide eyed looking grey tabby cat… he’s stoked on life!
November 8, 2025 at 3:17 PM
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Rise and shine skeethearts! ☀️
PJ backlit by a sunny window. She’s wearing pink panties and standing with her arms over her head.
November 8, 2025 at 3:13 PM
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FINALLY got to see this about a week ago, and it was so good! Very creepy and weird, with some unexpected humor also. If you liked Barbarian or Longlegs, you’ll like this one… and try not to read anything about it before you watch!

#HorrorFilms
#FilmSky
Movie poster for “Weapons”, showing children running down a street at night.
November 7, 2025 at 8:51 PM