MrSnarkyPants
@mrsnarkypants.bsky.social
Dog friendly, word aficionado. I know I’m a dork, but I try to be helpful.
Pebbles does love her pillows.
October 22, 2025 at 2:05 AM
Pebbles does love her pillows.
I keep waiting for the Rally House commercial to come on during the #Astros game so I can sing our dog her jingle:
Darla’s House
Darla’s House
It’s our doggie, it’s her house
It’s a Darla House.
Darla’s House
Darla’s House
It’s our doggie, it’s her house
It’s a Darla House.
August 23, 2025 at 1:18 AM
I keep waiting for the Rally House commercial to come on during the #Astros game so I can sing our dog her jingle:
Darla’s House
Darla’s House
It’s our doggie, it’s her house
It’s a Darla House.
Darla’s House
Darla’s House
It’s our doggie, it’s her house
It’s a Darla House.
In my FB feed today. I see that MLB’s team shop hasn’t put this on clearance yet. 🤣
August 4, 2025 at 12:18 AM
In my FB feed today. I see that MLB’s team shop hasn’t put this on clearance yet. 🤣
With all that is awful surrounding us, I’ll take the joy where I can get it.
June 13, 2025 at 2:11 AM
With all that is awful surrounding us, I’ll take the joy where I can get it.
Glad I watched it.
April 2, 2025 at 12:09 AM
Glad I watched it.
We’re trying to get down to dining out once a week to stay on our diets. Tonight: birria. So many leftovers. (Tip: add eggs to some for breakfast.)
February 11, 2025 at 3:33 AM
We’re trying to get down to dining out once a week to stay on our diets. Tonight: birria. So many leftovers. (Tip: add eggs to some for breakfast.)
The AARP app is getting spicy again. 🌶️
January 30, 2025 at 7:07 PM
The AARP app is getting spicy again. 🌶️
Observations from the road: a Courtyard by Marriott is much fancier in Asia than the US. Why do fancy hotels use complicated light switches? It took me 10 minutes to find the light switch for the bathroom last night after 21 hours on a plane.
January 19, 2025 at 9:28 PM
Observations from the road: a Courtyard by Marriott is much fancier in Asia than the US. Why do fancy hotels use complicated light switches? It took me 10 minutes to find the light switch for the bathroom last night after 21 hours on a plane.
That photo came out weird. Still too many nights away from home, he posts at the start of a 3 week jaunt around the globe… this week, VA. Next week, Hong Kong. The week after that, Montreal. I am tired already.
January 14, 2025 at 9:45 PM
That photo came out weird. Still too many nights away from home, he posts at the start of a 3 week jaunt around the globe… this week, VA. Next week, Hong Kong. The week after that, Montreal. I am tired already.
You know you travel too damn much when you start your first business trip of the year with more than 30 rollover nights.
January 14, 2025 at 8:51 PM
You know you travel too damn much when you start your first business trip of the year with more than 30 rollover nights.
13 years ago we came to Cozumel on our honeymoon. Today, as our anniversary approaches, we came back. It’s our happy place.
Ngl, I’d rather be here than in Texas… seems more sane.
Ngl, I’d rather be here than in Texas… seems more sane.
January 9, 2025 at 9:04 PM
13 years ago we came to Cozumel on our honeymoon. Today, as our anniversary approaches, we came back. It’s our happy place.
Ngl, I’d rather be here than in Texas… seems more sane.
Ngl, I’d rather be here than in Texas… seems more sane.
Excited to try Virgin Voyages next year. Thinking about NYE in San Juan for a totally new experience.
January 7, 2025 at 6:33 PM
Excited to try Virgin Voyages next year. Thinking about NYE in San Juan for a totally new experience.
Go home DoorDash, you’re drunk. (I’m in Texas. That delivery map is… not.)
January 4, 2025 at 7:46 PM
Go home DoorDash, you’re drunk. (I’m in Texas. That delivery map is… not.)
I can only hope.
January 1, 2025 at 3:35 PM
I can only hope.
Darla was trying to get our dinner. Now she’s hiding under the bed because the neighbors are lighting off fireworks.
January 1, 2025 at 4:00 AM
Darla was trying to get our dinner. Now she’s hiding under the bed because the neighbors are lighting off fireworks.
If you’re in the south and you didn’t have breakfast at Waffle House, were you really in the south?
December 11, 2024 at 1:04 PM
If you’re in the south and you didn’t have breakfast at Waffle House, were you really in the south?
I’m home, and apparently all is right in the world. Zzz
December 7, 2024 at 5:34 AM
I’m home, and apparently all is right in the world. Zzz
*checks forecast at destination* Why am I flying to where the air hurts my face?
December 5, 2024 at 1:47 PM
*checks forecast at destination* Why am I flying to where the air hurts my face?
Modern air travel: everyone is “elite” so no one really is.
December 2, 2024 at 5:21 PM
Modern air travel: everyone is “elite” so no one really is.
Spending the weekend with the ones I love.
November 30, 2024 at 9:29 PM
Spending the weekend with the ones I love.
My mom made this wreath when I bought my first house over 20 years ago. The lighted wreath we were using shorted out, so instead of buying something new, I decided to add lights to this one instead. Thanks, mom. I miss you.
November 26, 2024 at 12:52 AM
My mom made this wreath when I bought my first house over 20 years ago. The lighted wreath we were using shorted out, so instead of buying something new, I decided to add lights to this one instead. Thanks, mom. I miss you.
Me: I don’t have time to drive into town and buy a new USB stick. I’ll just wipe one of these disks I used to install Linux and use that.
My laptop: get in the car, you’ll beat me.
My laptop: get in the car, you’ll beat me.
November 25, 2024 at 6:20 PM
Me: I don’t have time to drive into town and buy a new USB stick. I’ll just wipe one of these disks I used to install Linux and use that.
My laptop: get in the car, you’ll beat me.
My laptop: get in the car, you’ll beat me.