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Mr. Shifty
@mrshifty.bsky.social
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DUDE. I haven't even sent 250 emails at work this year.
November 27, 2025 at 2:11 AM
Classic
November 26, 2025 at 9:54 PM
Obligatory
November 26, 2025 at 8:04 PM
Obligatory
November 26, 2025 at 3:11 PM
When Trump pardons a turkey I'm assuming it actually committed serious crimes at this point.
November 25, 2025 at 1:32 PM
Oh! I love this one!
November 24, 2025 at 3:45 AM
Hm. Too dignified.
November 22, 2025 at 12:31 AM
Congratulate him for getting precisely what he voted for.
November 21, 2025 at 9:52 PM
coffee + monitor
November 21, 2025 at 12:22 PM
And not allowing them to oppress people they don't like is somehow a violation of their rights.
November 19, 2025 at 9:32 PM
a cat is laying on a pile of money .
ALT: a cat is laying on a pile of money .
media.tenor.com
November 18, 2025 at 1:31 PM
this time
November 15, 2025 at 2:35 AM
Even a broken clock is right twice a day.
November 14, 2025 at 3:19 PM