Phil Harrison
@mrpmharrison.bsky.social
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Yeah, that looks fucking shit, mate.
Banality, evil, that old chestnut...
Banality, evil, that old chestnut...
November 23, 2025 at 5:27 PM
Yeah, that looks fucking shit, mate.
Banality, evil, that old chestnut...
Banality, evil, that old chestnut...
We've been through it all together
And we've had our ups and downs...
And we've had our ups and downs...
November 23, 2025 at 10:00 AM
We've been through it all together
And we've had our ups and downs...
And we've had our ups and downs...
Because he's so horrible, we don't talk enough about how *weird* Trump is.
He's desperately needy, helplessly insecure and dazzled by charisma. So when he meets a genuinely bright, charming, functional human, he dissolves into a puddle at their feet.
He's desperately needy, helplessly insecure and dazzled by charisma. So when he meets a genuinely bright, charming, functional human, he dissolves into a puddle at their feet.
November 22, 2025 at 10:18 AM
Because he's so horrible, we don't talk enough about how *weird* Trump is.
He's desperately needy, helplessly insecure and dazzled by charisma. So when he meets a genuinely bright, charming, functional human, he dissolves into a puddle at their feet.
He's desperately needy, helplessly insecure and dazzled by charisma. So when he meets a genuinely bright, charming, functional human, he dissolves into a puddle at their feet.
I don't blame you Katie. I am FUCKING RAGING on your behalf. I'm probably going to boycott both Smeg and Le Creuset in solidarity with you.
November 17, 2025 at 1:51 PM
I don't blame you Katie. I am FUCKING RAGING on your behalf. I'm probably going to boycott both Smeg and Le Creuset in solidarity with you.
Beating the racist far right by making yourself essentially indistinguishable from them. Well done everyone.
November 16, 2025 at 10:22 AM
Beating the racist far right by making yourself essentially indistinguishable from them. Well done everyone.
Pathological levels of nostalgia. Deeply, deeply unhealthy.
November 14, 2025 at 10:16 AM
Pathological levels of nostalgia. Deeply, deeply unhealthy.
Unimprovable response.
*chef's kiss*
*chef's kiss*
November 12, 2025 at 5:18 PM
Unimprovable response.
*chef's kiss*
*chef's kiss*
Whether or not this is true, dear god it's patronising.
Particularly given that nothing any mainstream British politician has come up with *this century* has 'added up' either. I'm not totally convinced by the Greens but look at the endless, compromised, self-perpetuating failure of the alternatives
Particularly given that nothing any mainstream British politician has come up with *this century* has 'added up' either. I'm not totally convinced by the Greens but look at the endless, compromised, self-perpetuating failure of the alternatives
November 12, 2025 at 12:12 PM
Whether or not this is true, dear god it's patronising.
Particularly given that nothing any mainstream British politician has come up with *this century* has 'added up' either. I'm not totally convinced by the Greens but look at the endless, compromised, self-perpetuating failure of the alternatives
Particularly given that nothing any mainstream British politician has come up with *this century* has 'added up' either. I'm not totally convinced by the Greens but look at the endless, compromised, self-perpetuating failure of the alternatives
Another entry for the bulging 'Shit Old Days' file.
Drink driving was *way* less taboo even 30 years ago than it is now. People I knew used to do it all the time. Not proper hammered but certainly well refreshed. I wince when I think about it.
Drink driving was *way* less taboo even 30 years ago than it is now. People I knew used to do it all the time. Not proper hammered but certainly well refreshed. I wince when I think about it.
November 10, 2025 at 10:22 AM
Another entry for the bulging 'Shit Old Days' file.
Drink driving was *way* less taboo even 30 years ago than it is now. People I knew used to do it all the time. Not proper hammered but certainly well refreshed. I wince when I think about it.
Drink driving was *way* less taboo even 30 years ago than it is now. People I knew used to do it all the time. Not proper hammered but certainly well refreshed. I wince when I think about it.
It's crazy that the richest person in the world is also the most pathetic person in the world.
November 8, 2025 at 6:02 PM
It's crazy that the richest person in the world is also the most pathetic person in the world.
David Olusoga style.
#CelebrityTraitors
#CelebrityTraitors
November 6, 2025 at 9:32 PM
David Olusoga style.
#CelebrityTraitors
#CelebrityTraitors
These people are such fucking babies.
Honestly Ant, you're a big, strapping lad - I reckon you can risk venturing out without a tool. I mean, I live in east London CRIME CENTRAL and I just made it to Sainsbury's and back without getting chibbed.
Honestly Ant, you're a big, strapping lad - I reckon you can risk venturing out without a tool. I mean, I live in east London CRIME CENTRAL and I just made it to Sainsbury's and back without getting chibbed.
November 2, 2025 at 12:00 PM
These people are such fucking babies.
Honestly Ant, you're a big, strapping lad - I reckon you can risk venturing out without a tool. I mean, I live in east London CRIME CENTRAL and I just made it to Sainsbury's and back without getting chibbed.
Honestly Ant, you're a big, strapping lad - I reckon you can risk venturing out without a tool. I mean, I live in east London CRIME CENTRAL and I just made it to Sainsbury's and back without getting chibbed.
This is typically shoddy and sneaky from Question Time - and sadly, from the BBC in general. If you're calling Shaheen an activist, you should be calling Goodwin one too.
October 30, 2025 at 10:19 AM
This is typically shoddy and sneaky from Question Time - and sadly, from the BBC in general. If you're calling Shaheen an activist, you should be calling Goodwin one too.
Racism pays.
I mean, that's literally all she's known for right? Being really racist.
I mean, that's literally all she's known for right? Being really racist.
October 30, 2025 at 9:32 AM
Racism pays.
I mean, that's literally all she's known for right? Being really racist.
I mean, that's literally all she's known for right? Being really racist.
Doesn't this encapsulate, in a nutshell, so much of what's wrong with the BBC's political coverage? This stuff isn't *meant* to be exciting. If you want excitement, take up paragliding or S&M or something. Don't blame us if your job/life is boring.
October 25, 2025 at 12:42 PM
Doesn't this encapsulate, in a nutshell, so much of what's wrong with the BBC's political coverage? This stuff isn't *meant* to be exciting. If you want excitement, take up paragliding or S&M or something. Don't blame us if your job/life is boring.
Absolute losers. Losing so unbelievably hard and totally failing to realise it.
October 23, 2025 at 12:45 PM
Absolute losers. Losing so unbelievably hard and totally failing to realise it.
Fucking Chelsea.
October 22, 2025 at 8:39 PM
Fucking Chelsea.
A profoundly ridiculous man.
Seriously, who does he imagine he's talking to here?
Anyone who actually went to games in the 80s will recognise this for the madness it is.
Seriously, who does he imagine he's talking to here?
Anyone who actually went to games in the 80s will recognise this for the madness it is.
October 17, 2025 at 6:05 PM
A profoundly ridiculous man.
Seriously, who does he imagine he's talking to here?
Anyone who actually went to games in the 80s will recognise this for the madness it is.
Seriously, who does he imagine he's talking to here?
Anyone who actually went to games in the 80s will recognise this for the madness it is.
I know it's tough to believe but this lad is a Young Republican.
October 14, 2025 at 7:08 PM
I know it's tough to believe but this lad is a Young Republican.
Bloke who grew up in apartheid-era South Africa reckons UK childhoods were weird and dysfunctional.
October 11, 2025 at 2:37 PM
Bloke who grew up in apartheid-era South Africa reckons UK childhoods were weird and dysfunctional.
Yeah, and we all know Simon Jenkins supported Brexit back in 2016.
Honestly, wind your neck in mate. You're always wrong, about everything.
Honestly, wind your neck in mate. You're always wrong, about everything.
October 10, 2025 at 9:43 AM
Yeah, and we all know Simon Jenkins supported Brexit back in 2016.
Honestly, wind your neck in mate. You're always wrong, about everything.
Honestly, wind your neck in mate. You're always wrong, about everything.
Great. How about burning poppies? Or an Israel flag??
You cool with all that too Bob?
You cool with all that too Bob?
October 10, 2025 at 8:50 AM
Great. How about burning poppies? Or an Israel flag??
You cool with all that too Bob?
You cool with all that too Bob?
Just the juxtaposition of the pictures and the headline made me roar with laughter.
October 9, 2025 at 8:23 AM
Just the juxtaposition of the pictures and the headline made me roar with laughter.