Lads, we are so old.

I endorse this message. Three bad performances there. Three. It's hardly the sinking of the Titanic.

I don't come on here for this kind of fair and reasoned view.

Neil Custis is FUMING.

I'll give you a clue, mate, it starts with 'g' and ends in 'eography'.

Some utter lunatics over there tonight.

"It's raining."

SACK FARKE

"I'm a Celeb's on at nine."

SACK FARKE

"They've found a cure for cancer."

SACK FARKE

I endorse this message.

“Is that spray in your bag?”

“No it’s some hair clippers”

The first of those tougher challenges, a home game against the Women's Auxiliary Balloon Corps.