The Library of Alexandria D'Addario
@mrmunchertoyou.bsky.social
I am, above all, dedicated to the great expenditure of time and effort in pursuit of laziness.
They're busy telling us how much they never liked David Walliams anyway
December 20, 2025 at 7:22 PM
They're busy telling us how much they never liked David Walliams anyway
Mrs Trump there, with the most "oh shit, I've just done a bump" face in history
December 20, 2025 at 7:03 PM
Mrs Trump there, with the most "oh shit, I've just done a bump" face in history
Logan filming himself poking at Jake's career in a Japanese forest
December 20, 2025 at 6:57 PM
Logan filming himself poking at Jake's career in a Japanese forest
11tth great grandparent? Any person has over 8,000 11th great grandparents. Twould be a bigger shock if none of them did anything as remarkable as (checks notes) immigrate
December 20, 2025 at 6:20 PM
11tth great grandparent? Any person has over 8,000 11th great grandparents. Twould be a bigger shock if none of them did anything as remarkable as (checks notes) immigrate
The worst twenty minutes of his life. So far, if God is good.
December 20, 2025 at 3:32 PM
The worst twenty minutes of his life. So far, if God is good.
This is my GladOS origin story, right here
December 20, 2025 at 3:05 PM
This is my GladOS origin story, right here
Yes. But those are all the same
December 20, 2025 at 11:46 AM
Yes. But those are all the same
Ah. The Michael Lewis method
December 20, 2025 at 11:45 AM
Ah. The Michael Lewis method
It's pretty obviously a shorthand for implying the paper itself is an obscenity. It's hardly uncommon, particularly amongst people from Liverpool
December 20, 2025 at 11:40 AM
It's pretty obviously a shorthand for implying the paper itself is an obscenity. It's hardly uncommon, particularly amongst people from Liverpool
See, now I'm just imagining what Mastodon could do with serious money backing them.
December 20, 2025 at 9:47 AM
See, now I'm just imagining what Mastodon could do with serious money backing them.
She's not going to live forever, probably won't even get a meaningful extension to her life, but she'll have such a miserable fucking existence it'll sure as hell feel like it.
December 19, 2025 at 10:10 PM
She's not going to live forever, probably won't even get a meaningful extension to her life, but she'll have such a miserable fucking existence it'll sure as hell feel like it.
Even that title was knocked off from an oul Irish rebel song, but I think at this stage even the IRA can feel besmirched with the association
December 18, 2025 at 6:23 PM
Even that title was knocked off from an oul Irish rebel song, but I think at this stage even the IRA can feel besmirched with the association
Hush now. The people who got threatened by a Lego set and a plush octopus are speaking
December 18, 2025 at 1:15 PM
Hush now. The people who got threatened by a Lego set and a plush octopus are speaking
There's an element of the exploitative, the cruel, an air of the freakshow or Bedlam in continuing to put Candace in front of the camera. And honestly. Great. Love it for her. Couldn't happen to a nicer girl. Put her on the fucking jumbotron.
December 18, 2025 at 12:51 PM
There's an element of the exploitative, the cruel, an air of the freakshow or Bedlam in continuing to put Candace in front of the camera. And honestly. Great. Love it for her. Couldn't happen to a nicer girl. Put her on the fucking jumbotron.
Tends: fuck me
December 18, 2025 at 12:24 PM
Tends: fuck me
Dystopia as "when what happens to 'them' happens to 'you'" teens to render all such works as a bit prophetic
December 18, 2025 at 12:24 PM
Dystopia as "when what happens to 'them' happens to 'you'" teens to render all such works as a bit prophetic
Loud, hollow and thin skinned. Nominative determinism at its finest
December 18, 2025 at 11:53 AM
Loud, hollow and thin skinned. Nominative determinism at its finest
Santa is bringing my kid a drumkit. This means that while he's at school, Santa has also brought me a drumkit, and I can finally, at 45, learn to drum, and do proper recordings and stuff.
"But could you not just use AI to make the basic tracks?" Said a fucking idiot.
"But could you not just use AI to make the basic tracks?" Said a fucking idiot.
December 18, 2025 at 11:44 AM
Santa is bringing my kid a drumkit. This means that while he's at school, Santa has also brought me a drumkit, and I can finally, at 45, learn to drum, and do proper recordings and stuff.
"But could you not just use AI to make the basic tracks?" Said a fucking idiot.
"But could you not just use AI to make the basic tracks?" Said a fucking idiot.
It just needs the proviso that there's a 97% chance that the gold asteroid is actually compressed, dry-aged premium grade irradiated cat shit.
December 18, 2025 at 9:50 AM
It just needs the proviso that there's a 97% chance that the gold asteroid is actually compressed, dry-aged premium grade irradiated cat shit.
It did give you something to talk about
December 18, 2025 at 7:46 AM
It did give you something to talk about
(also, please don't take this as some doomy mansplaining bollocks, that would certainly not be the intent, more commiserating that it's going to be really expensive to make amusing memes of all these ghouls crying their dead doll eyes out when it all goes tits up)
December 18, 2025 at 1:14 AM
(also, please don't take this as some doomy mansplaining bollocks, that would certainly not be the intent, more commiserating that it's going to be really expensive to make amusing memes of all these ghouls crying their dead doll eyes out when it all goes tits up)