Ed Mueller
@mrmueller.bsky.social
Dad, husband, recovering chef, gamer, other various things.
As much as you don’t want to say it, even Moscow is in the Western Hemisphere. That’s reality. Please live in it with me.
January 5, 2026 at 9:35 AM
As much as you don’t want to say it, even Moscow is in the Western Hemisphere. That’s reality. Please live in it with me.
I’ll give you a hint you won’t like. It’s in the Western Hemisphere. It just is. Geography doesn’t care how you define locations. Places are where they are.
January 5, 2026 at 9:31 AM
I’ll give you a hint you won’t like. It’s in the Western Hemisphere. It just is. Geography doesn’t care how you define locations. Places are where they are.
And where is Europe?
January 5, 2026 at 9:29 AM
And where is Europe?
Insulting my intelligence is equally rude.
January 5, 2026 at 9:27 AM
Insulting my intelligence is equally rude.
Also, when I tell jokes, it gets way funnier when I cite sources like I’m not trying to make it a serious point. I’m ironic like that.
January 5, 2026 at 9:25 AM
Also, when I tell jokes, it gets way funnier when I cite sources like I’m not trying to make it a serious point. I’m ironic like that.
I too tell the same joke twice in a row.
January 5, 2026 at 9:20 AM
I too tell the same joke twice in a row.
He’ll walk. I’m not a lawyer, but I could represent myself and walk on the bullshit he’s being charged with. It’s fucking nonsense.
January 5, 2026 at 9:03 AM
He’ll walk. I’m not a lawyer, but I could represent myself and walk on the bullshit he’s being charged with. It’s fucking nonsense.
He’s still an asshole, but he’s not wrong.
January 5, 2026 at 9:01 AM
He’s still an asshole, but he’s not wrong.
Also, not for nothing, I’m the one who’s drunk in this conversation, and I’m positive that you’re being wildly unreasonable. Think on it and get back to me.
January 5, 2026 at 8:53 AM
Also, not for nothing, I’m the one who’s drunk in this conversation, and I’m positive that you’re being wildly unreasonable. Think on it and get back to me.
Kidnapping and murdering a head of state won’t go over well with anyone. That’s not how this works.
January 5, 2026 at 8:50 AM
Kidnapping and murdering a head of state won’t go over well with anyone. That’s not how this works.
Yeah, no my guy. Sorry to burst your bubble. He’s not a sex trafficker from palm beach. There’s a history of BS we have in the region, there are other world leaders with relationships, he’s going to trial…and then he’ll walk.
January 5, 2026 at 8:49 AM
Yeah, no my guy. Sorry to burst your bubble. He’s not a sex trafficker from palm beach. There’s a history of BS we have in the region, there are other world leaders with relationships, he’s going to trial…and then he’ll walk.
I’m not. This is the Rubio special. He wants to topple the government in Cuba and legit believes taking out Venezuela is the key.
January 5, 2026 at 8:12 AM
I’m not. This is the Rubio special. He wants to topple the government in Cuba and legit believes taking out Venezuela is the key.
I have thoughts.
1. Maduro sucks
2. This was very illegal for many reasons
3. This will end badly on every front
4. There’s no way a jury convicts him
5. What are these charges in the first place, this is absolutely ridiculous
6. Why arrest his wife?
7. This shit is actually embarrassing
1. Maduro sucks
2. This was very illegal for many reasons
3. This will end badly on every front
4. There’s no way a jury convicts him
5. What are these charges in the first place, this is absolutely ridiculous
6. Why arrest his wife?
7. This shit is actually embarrassing
January 5, 2026 at 8:08 AM
I have thoughts.
1. Maduro sucks
2. This was very illegal for many reasons
3. This will end badly on every front
4. There’s no way a jury convicts him
5. What are these charges in the first place, this is absolutely ridiculous
6. Why arrest his wife?
7. This shit is actually embarrassing
1. Maduro sucks
2. This was very illegal for many reasons
3. This will end badly on every front
4. There’s no way a jury convicts him
5. What are these charges in the first place, this is absolutely ridiculous
6. Why arrest his wife?
7. This shit is actually embarrassing
Instead of telling me about how bad our courts are, understand this shit is doomed to fail, and we should be embarrassed that it’s happening in our name in the first place.
January 5, 2026 at 8:03 AM
Instead of telling me about how bad our courts are, understand this shit is doomed to fail, and we should be embarrassed that it’s happening in our name in the first place.
Here’s the part I need you to process as a thinking person. The US is charging a person who was in charge of an army for a sovereign country with attempting to acquire machine guns and explosive devices. Man has a whole ass military, and that’s how stupid this is.
Statement Island couldn’t convict.
Statement Island couldn’t convict.
January 5, 2026 at 8:02 AM
Here’s the part I need you to process as a thinking person. The US is charging a person who was in charge of an army for a sovereign country with attempting to acquire machine guns and explosive devices. Man has a whole ass military, and that’s how stupid this is.
Statement Island couldn’t convict.
Statement Island couldn’t convict.
The Leticia James prosecution was incompetent and a waste of time. This is orders of magnitude stupider.
January 5, 2026 at 7:53 AM
The Leticia James prosecution was incompetent and a waste of time. This is orders of magnitude stupider.
I’m not a fan of the guy, and he sucks as a head of state entirely, but the charges he’s facing are absurd and paper thin at best. There’s no world where he gets convicted.
January 5, 2026 at 7:51 AM
I’m not a fan of the guy, and he sucks as a head of state entirely, but the charges he’s facing are absurd and paper thin at best. There’s no world where he gets convicted.
You understand that a jury is made up of normal people, correct? You also understand that charging a head of state with illegally attempting to aquire firearms is absurd to everyone, correct?
January 5, 2026 at 7:49 AM
You understand that a jury is made up of normal people, correct? You also understand that charging a head of state with illegally attempting to aquire firearms is absurd to everyone, correct?
He didn’t say it, but it was a gigantic banner behind him?
January 5, 2026 at 2:07 AM
He didn’t say it, but it was a gigantic banner behind him?
He also really likes the military power, and he can’t exert it without military installations in Europe. He just can’t.
January 5, 2026 at 1:58 AM
He also really likes the military power, and he can’t exert it without military installations in Europe. He just can’t.
Trump would also lose a giant sphere of influence. He’s a moron, but I don’t even thing he’s capable of that level of fumble. He’s been wobbly, but he’s never been able to shake NATO.
January 5, 2026 at 1:56 AM
Trump would also lose a giant sphere of influence. He’s a moron, but I don’t even thing he’s capable of that level of fumble. He’s been wobbly, but he’s never been able to shake NATO.