So, the actual winner of the Nobel Peace prize has to call the guy who thinks he should have won the Nobel Peace Prize to ask him to not murder her on her way to accept the Nobel Peace Prize. Have I got that right?

I have a response that Kier could have used.

Only humans produce tears as a function of emotional content. So that rules Nigel out.

Maybe a cold arsehole is more puckered.

A well educated liar is many times more reprehensibile than the ignorant fool that believes them